Derek Stringer

Custom apps for small businesses — fast, flat-priced, I don't disappear. If a dev ever burned you or left you hanging, you're exactly who I build for.

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

Would greatly appreciate anyone who can use my @Tesla referral link!!

Save $2,000 off the price!!

Combine it with the $7,500 tax credit and that’s $9,500 OFF!!!

https://t.co/8rkRiQJ3Sr

[RoboTaxi Club @RobotaxiClub]

LET'S FREAKIN' GOOOOOOOOO!

[Sara Eisen @SaraEisen]

Pretty profound for an ipo filing:
“For the entirety of its existence, human civilization has lived on a single celestial body: Earth. The current paradigm,
in which human civilization is confined to one planet, exposes humanity to existential threats that are unpredictable
and uncontrollable on a planetary scale. By moving beyond the only home we have ever known, we ensure species-
level redundancy and that the light of consciousness will not be tied to a single planet subject to the inevitable
hazards of a harsh and vast universe.
We do not want humans to have the same fate as dinosaurs.” - SpaceX S-1 @elonmusk

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

🤣

[@jason @Jason]

Honestly, fuck almonds

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

….until they did.

Cybertruck will be the outlier.

And $25 is not the retail price. He’s responding to the cost post on Waymo’s. The retail price will be higher. He knows it. You should know it.

But who cares what the car costs exactly. That’s low enough to be a blip on the P&L for your RT fleet. Just buy a bunch. And be happy you got some.

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

Well, when we’ve made so much money from our $TSLA stock, then I guess all of us are paid pumpers.

But now that doesn’t hold true in reality. Just because I’m up 19x since I started investing, and haven’t sold a share, and I’m still buying with every cent I can spare….I WANT TESLA STOCK TO BE $99 so every cent buys me more of a share!!!!

But alas, I can’t “reverse pump” the stock enough.

You’re not really paying attention, are you?

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

@krassenstein Me watching these animals eat their own…

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

@krassenstein Lol… And those are your people.

A dose of your own medicine taste pretty icky, huh?

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

@OliLondonTV Well if there’s one thing the left excels at, it’s hypocrisy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

@CleaningTheMess @WhiteHouse Hahahahhahahhahahahaahah…..
(Deep breath)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaahahaah….

You’re either an idiot or just no fun at parties

[RoboTaxi Club @RobotaxiClub]

2 or 4 or 6 available seatbelts in a Tesla RoboTaxi for $185 curb-to-curb Plano to Katie……in 2026…..

….Looks like no more Southwest points for us here.

[Tesla Robotaxi @robotaxi]

Making the roads safer for all

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

Let the good times roll…literally!

[Tesla @Tesla]

Purpose-built for autonomy

Cybercab in production now at Giga Texas

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

@Tesla It’s just a matter of time now, folks!!

Soon it will be game in for us owners as well.

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

@JoeTegtmeyer @Tesla Thank you Joe!!

It looks like the “goldwall” tires made it thru to production!

Or am I wrong?

[Derek Stringer @derekstringer]

Elon is quite literally a national treasure

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

Without this global town square for free speech, a lot of important things never would’ve seen daylight.

Real-time information governments tried to bury. Scientific debate that was actively censored. Voices that would’ve stayed silenced forever.

Respect to @elonmusk for being the man in the arena when it actually counted. 🫡🙏

[Innovating @InnovatingCoin]

My friend just shared his first unsupervised Robotaxi ride in Dallas, TX!

[Tesla Robotaxi @robotaxi]

Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston 🤠

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Interesting

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WOW! JD Vance just said LOUD AND CLEAR that we are NO LONGER pretending that "America First" includes ANY other country

"[A Ukrainian-American] was sticking his finger in my face saying 'you need to support my country!'"

"I said, 'sir, with all due respect, if you're an American, your country is the United States of America—NOT a place that you immigrated from.'"

"Whether your family's been here for 300 years or one second, to be an American means to look out for Americans FIRST — and that's the perspective we have to take to our immigration policy."