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Harrison

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Before n after u feed ur girl

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Drones are an extension of how socially awkward society has become

But so is this tweet

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Ever take a shit so big you get religious?

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If ya washer and dryer in your bathroom, that’s a spa

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@coldbrewtweets2 Smack em with the salt smack em with the brown suga oil em sweat em

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https://t.co/IyN6ypHm1d

More relevant than ever

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@PUBG_Support Miramar is not fixed! crases every single time!

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🤫 don’t tell the haoles

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@TheDivisionGame where did my weapon attachments go??

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Cooks know

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We hate things we see in ourselves
And cop backward is poc

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Two likes n I’ll do it

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To all the Uber driver comedians “so anyways“ is the worst segue possible

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BIG BITCH ENERGY

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A hand roll is a fish ice cream cone

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Her and her homegirls trying to figure out that you’re unavailable so she can hyu

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Fuckin @ubereats dick bag didn’t knock or call just left my food on my trash can outside 💁🖕

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Siri must think she my girl making me repeat myself and shit

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Felt cute

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@fosterschild_ And he says he doesn’t rap