Derek DiGiorno

brown rice, pinto beans, chicken, mild, corn, sour cream, cheese & lettuce

[Derek DiGiorno @derekthedeeg]

Con-crabs-ulation!

[Derek DiGiorno @derekthedeeg]

Hoboken mentioned

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Successful couples by city:

SF: White tech guy + Asian tech girl

NYC: Finance bro (6 foot) + trust fund girl (5’1)

DC: Consultant + lawyer (goes either way)

LA: Producer/DJ + Pilates instructor

Miami: Crypto guy + Brazilian girl

Chicago: Big Ten frat alum + Big Ten sorority alum

Boston: Biotech guy + Harvard grad student

Austin: Tech transplant/fitness junkie + UT girl

Nashville: Former SEC frat guy + blonde nurse

Denver: Patagonia guy + girl who runs half marathons for fun

Scottsdale: Commercial real estate guy + ASU blonde

Dallas: Oil & gas guy + SMU girl (hella rich)

Brooklyn: Creative liberal director + therapist

Hoboken: Former college athlete (ended due to injury) + pharmaceutical sales rep

[Derek DiGiorno @derekthedeeg]

Shit it’s my exact birthday

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Karoline Leavitt is literally a Gen Z 28 year old with a 60 year old millionaire husband lmaoo

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[David Scott Harris @HVNYrefugee]

This is one of the most interesting geographical regions of the United States.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

[Derek DiGiorno @derekthedeeg]

Imagine a video of you dying only getting the instrumental version of Bonfire

[scoob @MostCrucified]

denzel washington if he was in honey i shrunk the kids: i was shrunk. im shrunk right now

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language

[Star Wars Galaxies Restoration @SWGRestoration]

Top 10 reasons to play Star Wars Galaxies in 2026:

1) Original 34 (+9) Skill Trees
2) Jump to Lightspeed
3) Best crafting system ever
4) Player housing and cities
5) Remastered tutorial and jump start gear
6) Jedi rare and hunted with new storyline
7) Kashyyyk and Mustafar expansions
8) Free with no P2W or microtransactions
9) Heroic instances and jewelry sets
10) Updated textures and x64 client

What are you waiting for?

[Derek DiGiorno @derekthedeeg]

How do you do a middle part without looking like this

[hil @plume__]

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Go ahead and Derek that up for me doll

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the remastered version of ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS 4: OBLIVION’

Now available for $49.99

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Haven’t seen an economic crash this bad since the last time Trump was in office.

[Derek DiGiorno @derekthedeeg]

big meeting wrapped up on our floor and all the other teams fell upon the leftover buffet of hot trays and Sodexo chips

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

I’d be mad as hell if I was 27