Derek Weinstock

university of california student🐻| spanish king🇪🇸| we making history | twinfluencer👯‍♀️| leo♐️| Do NOT talk to me before ive had my coffee.

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Welcome to Clownberg, population: clown. Chief exports: honk honk! Pie in ya face!

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Kenny Rogers teaching a retro gaming Masterclass: If you're gonna learn to play the Gameboy, you better learn to play it right.

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GQ's Jerry seinfeld 10 things I can't live without comes out just before I leave for the woods. Win

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@Fightful Never seen this written out before

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Willie Wonka stares off the balcony of his factory. Slowly, he pulls an MnMs Minis container out of his pocket and takes a swig. "They're all going woke on me," he grumbles.

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@OscarTheGrouch @elmo Jeez osco calm down 😭🤣😂🤣

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@jaspereliot1 Aye but picture the joy of spending the day at your local fishmarket and no one can talk to you except the people who are there

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@Isaac_preman Love this message! Is the buffet real or a metaflor

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Im gonna start posting my stats

Jobs: 5

Horses Dismembered: 3

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Chekhov's gun control

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@HollywoodHandle Nice

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@SenorAndros Sounds like a real hoot

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Watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. These funny monkeys are in a real pickle!

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@OscarTheGrouch This is crazy🤣🤣

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@SenorAndros Oddish would take me out no question

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@UNBESIEGBAR_ZAR Me too illie

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@PatMcAfeeShow Yeah man its way better to watch a rubber ball go into a hoop

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@DiscussingFilm Now you three me

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@Isaac_preman Jormba juice