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food for thot

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Schrödinger’s gyatt

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A caricature study

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Being named Mookie Betts and playing pro baseball is the same as being named William Wordsworth and being an English poet

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Comical Scoundrelism

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Trump is like Mcgregor vs Poirier. Won the first time, lost the second, got cocky the third and lost. Trump is gonna break his ankle and start screaming Tim Walz is in his DMs. Then we’ll just get some old highlights and the occasional sighting of his sponsored alcohol in Ralph’s

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Bro is NOT missing this airport train

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Ralph “Where’s Waldo” Emerson

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Ralph’s Waldo Emerson

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@SenorAndros 🫡

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Who was gonna tell me?

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@ethanbecollins Mid take

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Fuck Elon musk forever and ever and ever

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Ping Pong 🦍

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@eathellafruit You’d love 🤗

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Me fr

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@sa1twaterthief Ratio

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Ordeal or no deal

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I’m afraid of Virginia Woolf

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*Me talking to a girl at a party*
(We get interrupted for a moment)
Me: Shall we rizzume?