Ethan Collins

[Ethan Collins @ethanbecollins]

First name hunter last name gatherer

[Ethan Collins @ethanbecollins]

Kendrick should’ve said “Harry potter how I’m cooking this mandrake”

[Ethan Collins @ethanbecollins]

She pulled up with her undivided attention, I gave her my divided attention

[Ethan Collins @ethanbecollins]

@jaspereliot1 No, oh god not you too

[Ethan Collins @ethanbecollins]

I hate feeling dumb at the hands of my friends but I love feeling dumb at the hands of a pretty girl

[Ethan Collins @ethanbecollins]

One day Fred again will change his name to ‘Fred I’ve reached my tattered edge’ and we would’ve all been responsible