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[Cem Hasoglu @cem_hasoglu]

met a kid at a coworking space last tuesday. 20 years old. makes $11k/month managing google ads for garage door companies.

i asked why garage doors.

he said "i typed random services into google maps and looked for businesses running terrible ads. garage door companies had the worst ads i had ever seen in my life. one of them was spending $4,000 a month sending traffic to a homepage with no phone number on it."

he emailed 60 of them. 9 replied. he closed 4 at $1,500/month and got them actual results within the first 3 weeks.

that was 7 months ago. hes at 8 clients now and just hired his first contractor.

he doesnt post content. he doesnt have a website. he has a gmail address and a google ads account and he picks niches by looking for people who are already spending money badly.

everyone wants to sell to sexy tech companies. this kid is getting rich off garage doors and he cant stop smiling about it.

[Topsay @off_one_tenth]

@TerpRecruiting @TomPelissero I see this account under every tweet with the worst takes humanely possible

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@KfW Soweit so gut, aber mal Butter bei die Fische: Kann man damit rechnen, dass alle korrekt ausgefüllten Anträge bis 1:40 Uhr nachts gefördert werden? Weil alle anderen Anträge doppelt sind?

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@KfW Bitte in den F.A.Q.s klar erklären, wie es weitergeht. Viele erfüllen alle Bedingungen, haben eine Referenznummer und Firmen, dem sie gerne das OK geben würden. Viele akzeptierte Anträge und Zusagen sind falsch/doppelt. (60k Reg. bei 180k Anträgen.) Geht es der Reihe nach weiter?

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@ThePME Its correct, its 2,1 kcal.

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@adamlevitan @kingkappital @UnderdogFantasy But how about your zero-rb team you drafted with silva and leone, when silva was tilting?

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@MikeDugar As a german i hate this. but i love the fact to watch the redzone from 7pm to 1am and have a full sunday with the kids.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

"I can't believe what I just saw." #NASCARPlayoffs

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@Ihartitz JUS (Z)ero (C)catch (Z)ero (Y)ards K.
So you manage the difficult part.
Hope you can use it 10 more years, good job there.

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@overtime @s2n_coachjune Looks like a miracle 😉

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@dwainmcfarland ZDF - Beste!

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@Down_Set_Talk #DSTHörerliga lets go

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@RaphaelUpside Das wird sich dann wohl jetzt ändern. 😜 Im Ernst: Wie kann ich ein Bestball mit Buy In spielen? FFPC oder privat?

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@DuBoseDefense https://t.co/KmI2iALTKw Ok, thats far left.

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@NFLDeutschland Wo bleibt die Celebration danach? Das liebe ich. Da ging es sicher ab

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@ScottFish24 I am ready

[Kene Nwangwu @NwangwuKene]

ATTN: @Vikings fans! Help us get to the Pro Bowl! RT for a chance to win the cleats I wore for my first 2 NFL TDs!

#ProBowlVote
@KirkCousins8
@dalvincook
@cjham28
@JJettas2
@brian_oneill_
@athielen19
@EricKendricks54
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@NwangwuKene

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@adamlevitan rest oft the team was: Murray (i wanted to pay up, have to revaluate this) and core: Mattison, Henry, Fournette, Waddle, Seals-Jones

[derelvis @derelvis911]

@adamlevitan Nice Pod, i didn't play Adams so i have to revaluate my progress. My decition was: Adams/Shenault < Allen/Lamb. I think it was a good decition, even afterwards. Allen/Lamb had both, floor and ceiling. Any opinions?