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Need help creating a random one shot? Generate ominous location concepts like this one:

Caer Gorom, a decaying Church, overlooking the ruins of a destroyed city.

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@uusaint When you don't want plane babies

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@uusaint Fruit art with grape porpoise

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Community support is awesome. https://t.co/9BbrDpknaR

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@uusaint a very tired truck

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@uusaint Timing or no, they pressed charges.

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@softcorgamegirl I feel guilty when there are 3 people left, and it's two total sweats, and they get to the point that one is dead, and the other is at 3 percent, and you are full up on health, ammo, and have the element of surprise.

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@uusaint Combined violations, oddly, increased.

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@AgathaChocolats Zombie Bob is slow but inexpensive.

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@uusaint Timeline portals hide in plain sight.

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@uusaint the real inspiration for pixar's cars

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@kristinkuffner Yes. It is crazy. They will not sell well.

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@thekellhop I generally start with a backstory element.

"What if mortals challenged the gods for heavens... And lost?"
"What happens when an evil sorcerer raises his army of minions, and wins?"

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@slashnburnett Most legal jurisdictions require quid pro quo for a contract. If there is no consideration, there is no contract. That is why you sometimes hear whackadoo stories of people selling things for a dollar, or working for a dollar a year compensation because it has to be nonzero.

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@kristinkuffner When I lived in northern California, some of the bigger fires would drive the AQI north of 500; it was like being in the Silent Hill movie for days on end. I feel this.

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@kristinkuffner I miss picking wild blueberries in northern Ontario... It made for the most amazing pies. I bet the same would be true for muffins.

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@kristinkuffner Amen. I miss having very consistent (and smaller) paperbacks.

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@uusaint The unvisited Frown Room was rebranded

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@AgathaChocolats Florida Airbnb featured listing

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@Role_Play_Chat One time a party decided to take a long rest after partially exploring a cave complex chasing a bbeg. Their reward for spending a night not getting to his lair? He fled before they got there. Not sure what they expected after they decimated a significant portion of his defenses.

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@Role_Play_Chat Roll 1d10 every hour, or 2 hours if they extended effort to conceal the camp. Each 1 is a random encounter. The order matters, because I ask people if the establish shifts to watch.