ThatGuy

SammieCoupland 07|10|14 Life's a bitch but so is your mum follow my insta: @insta_fammm

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Men who have sex twice a week are up to 45% less likely to have heart attacks than men who have sex once a month or less.

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

Star gazing with my girl 😍 ✨ 🌟 @sammiecoupland

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When you leave her house and all she did was tease you for 5 hours

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

"@Comedypedia: when u wake up and realize that ur phone wasnt charging the whole time" :')

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

She must not realize she looks like the bigger idiot

[£¥€$ @Eyez_uk]

Don't get gassed off words, Promises will be broken

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

BUSTEDDD :') @sammiecoupland

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

I'm constapated and I hate it when the toilet paper rips, eww smelly fingers

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

@sammiecoupland is so much better than me

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

Everyone needs to follow @sammiecoupland because she's just the fucking dog's bollocks

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

@sammiecoupland is the most amazing person on the face of the planet

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

@sammiecoupland is a donnn

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

@charlea_baseley @sammiecoupland now that's just mean

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

BUST CASE! :)

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

@sammiecoupland @charlea_baseley oh shit I better not she might get her mum on me again :')

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

@sammiecoupland @charlea_baseley charlea just go away and get on with your life don't be liking all sammies shit and don't contact me again

[ThatGuy @deriece_fenwick]

@sammiecoupland what's up princess, reply to my text quick :* x