Derjik

Computer and electronics (mad) scientist. It's just a matter of putting the right bytes in the right slots.

[Derjik @Derjik]

It's only a variable if it's from the Var province of France, otherwise it's just sparkling memory allocation

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

okay, this is getting chaotic

[Derjik @Derjik]

@AtaxyaNetwork Si tu as bien aimé le clip de la pub à l'époque, il y en a un dans le même style graphique par le même studio : https://t.co/LN3IQT2cOZ

[Derjik @Derjik]

is this loss

[U.S. Graphics Company @usgraphics]

Siemens Databook 1972/73

Single Semiconductors
Standard Types

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

i'm so sorry guys, i really fucked up git rebase
(╥﹏╥)

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

British VPN users right now.

[Derjik @Derjik]

(Mother) Dungeon (fucking) Keeper.

But instead, we have EA spray-shitting a garbage mobile version that was so bad and mtx-centric, that UK had to literally ban the ads that claimed it was a "free" game.
Yay thanks I guess. I would have preferred a pair of socks.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

What game?

[Derjik @Derjik]

grorkr
is this the reel life
is this just fentanyl

[Derjik @Derjik]

true is this gork

[Derjik @Derjik]

What if the whole Internet getting flooded with invasive unskippable ads was an ultimate attempt from corporations to reduce our screen addiction, after all?

"They were the good guys, all this time?"

[Derjik @Derjik]

@AtaxyaNetwork Netbox. Pas besoin d'utiliser toutes les features.

[Derjik @Derjik]

Peak-society is when every texture in both the real and virtual world has been replaced by an ad campaign
just imagine ads on your currency, your toilet paper, sidewalks...
"oh honey, your face is so Pepsi today"

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Netflix is launching AI-generated ads by 2026

• Designed to match the show or movie being watched

• Some will appear as midroll ads or during pause breaks

• Will roll out to all countries with the ad-supported tier

[Igal Tabachnik @hmemcpy]

damn, the economy is brutal

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

[Banger Archive @bangerarchive]

banger @deepfates

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

oouhh husbant you hired based on leetcode interviews and now your software broke

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop .

[shaurya @shauseth]

most of tech progress happens purely because some smart guy said something can’t be done and it pissed off another smart guy

[Toad @ItsToad_]

As per my previous tablet…

[Pauline Vos @vanamerongen]

A timeless classic

[Luke Wren @[email protected] @wren6991]

Over 200 MiB of cache. If yall weren't so bad at programming we wouldn't even need SDRAM