Ross Maher

28, Perpetual Pessimist

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

Generational 😂

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

@Ankaman616 Mentioning the match officials is a weird one there Carl. We were 2nd best for about 80 minutes of that game, officiating had absolutely nothing to do with that defeat

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

@Winmau @liammaherlad

[Winmau @Winmau]

Premier League Darts hits Manchester 🎯

We’ve got 2x tickets to give away.

To enter:
• Follow @Winmau 
• Retweet this post 
• Comment who you’re bringing

Winner picked tomorrow.
Must reply to our DM before 17:00.

Good luck 🤞

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

@AtTheRaces @NewburyRacing WIN

[At The Races @AtTheRaces]

Win 4 tickets to a music raceday of your choice @NewburyRacing!

🎤 Gipsy Kings - 17 July
🎤 Ronan Keating - 18 July
🎤 Tinie Tempah - 14 Aug
🎤 Jessie J - 15 Aug

For your chance to win, simply like, repost and comment 'WIN' 👇

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

One of my Patreon subscribers has paid for someone to be gifted a full year of the HLTCO General Football Podcast, which is lovely of them.

I record it every weekday & cover the PL, EFL, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga & Ligue 1.

Just RT this to enter and I’ll pick someone out. ❤️

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

To celebrate the first win of the festival for @CobdenHarry we're giving away some more of our limited edition designs.

RT for a chance to win a PP Collection Jacket

18+ GambleAware | T&Cs below 👇

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

@Commanders if this is fireworks good god. You are aware our roster is ass?!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Introducing The PP Collection for Cheltenham

An exclusive fashion range designed with jockey Harry Cobden

RT for a chance to win a limited edition jacket

T & Cs below | 18+ GambleAware

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

VAR is the single worst thing that has ever happened to football

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

The Hank Scorpio episode of The Simpsons is elite television

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

@Wayne501Mardle Welcome back sir

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

🎯 SATURDAY AT THE ALLY PALLY? 🎯

We’ve got a set of three FREE tickets for 2️⃣ lucky winners for the afternoon session of the Paddy Power World Darts Championship this Saturday December 20th…

To be in with a chance of winning, simply REPOST this 🔁

T&Cs below 👇

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

🎯 FANCY GOING TO THE ALLY PALLY? 🎯

We’ve got FREE tickets for one lucky winner plus 3️⃣ mates for the evening session of the Paddy Power World Darts Championship on Friday December 19th…

To be in with a chance of winning, simply REPOST this 🔁

Ts&Cs below 👇

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

@OfficialPDC @Winmau DIRTY HARRYSSON

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

The beard went past Andreas’ arms so the kind people at @Winmau are giving away a Blade 6 to one of you lucky people!

All you have to do is comment ‘DIRTY HARRYSSON’ and retweet this post!

A winner will be picked tomorrow evening before the session commences at 1900 GMT!

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

Why is every team I support absolutely fucking shite, just get no joy anywhere

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

@Ankaman616 We're getting bullied

[Ross Maher @derker_bum]

Has to save that