M V P

Most Violent Person

[M V P @Derl___]

Dear God help me suppress my negative thoughts and expand on the positive ones so that I only have room for those.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

“We playing mane to mane defense”

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

FUTURE PERFORMING AT THE WORLD CUP 2026 USA OPENING CEREMONY 🔥 🔥

[Arslan @0xarslan]

Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson dropped $23,000 on his family in one trip then wore the same $6 outfit the entire week

"We all went to the Bahamas for New Year's. Everybody got an outfit, everybody got shoes, I got my outfit price tag, 23,000. Remember, it's eight of us"

"We stayed at Atlantis. Each day I took a shower, changed my underwear, put a new tank top on, and put that same thing right back on. I don't care who sees me"

"This whole outfit cost me six dollars. It's Urban Outfitters, from the sale rack a Levi jacket and some Dickies cut off like I'm a skateboarder. I don't skate, but I look good"

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.

400 of them are now worth over $100 million.

These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.

Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.

Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."

The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire.

Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour.

SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years.

$SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.

[Frank @SaksLikely]

damn dats tough… Parlay 😂

[Cole Jackson @ColeJacksonFB]

Ja’Kobi Lane is legitimately hilarious

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The NFL closed out its review of the matter involving Stefon Diggs and his former chef. It said there was insufficient evidence to support a finding of a personal conduct policy violation.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The NFL notified FA WR Stefon Diggs today that it concluded its investigation and there is insufficient evidence to support a finding of a personal conduct policy violation.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla FSD 14.3.4 rolling out now

[dank @cptdankkk]

Former NFL star Michael Vick says he cried for two weeks straight after going to prison

“It didn't get real til they slammed that door and they locked it”

“My first day in there, they kept coming to check on me to make sure I was alright. They were peeking in on me. I took the covers and just put them over my head because I felt like I was about to go crazy for a minute”

“Every time they came to that door to check on me, I thought it was somebody coming to say, ‘Alright, you learned your lesson. Somebody bailed you out’”

“After day four or five, when I realized that nobody was coming, that's when I had to start letting all the emotions out”

“I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I got sentenced because I went into my sentencing not expecting to get two years”

“You know what, this is about to be a chapter in my life that I'll never forget. Hopefully I can live to talk about it and laugh about it. It's not a serious matter”

“This is for the next generations to see as they watch this and be like ‘Don't play with your career. Don't play with what God gave you and the position He put you in. Never take that for granted”

[x @elroy__preston]

Shit reminded me of Mike Epps 🤣🤣

[TacDexx 🇺🇸🐾 🔜 AC @TacDexx]

Why can I actually see it

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

😫

[ًًً @GTYARDIE]

you can’t win nothing with a nigga walking around with that nut ass cut

[💮 @faiygo_]

I only like whores 🫩

[🇺🇸 @1JALEELHASSAN]

money spread in the 80s crazy she was a visionary 🤣🤣

[ms. gLORY @SAINTLORYN]

she won that hoe 😂