Never underestimate Paraguay. This is a nation that:
🇵🇾 Still speaks Guaraní despite 300 years of Spanish rule
🇵🇾 Defied Portuguese slavers for 150 years
🇵🇾 Survived a 🇧🇷🇦🇷🇺🇾 invasion that killed half its population
🇵🇾 Defeated Bolivia in the Chaco War
🇵🇾 Outlasted a 35-year dictatorship
A “third-class team”, as German commentators claimed? Should have read some history 😎