Dermot 🦒

Politics. Arsenal. Swearing. Nonsense. Sometimes all at the same time.

#fuckcancer

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

Fucking. Get. In

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

MEDICINE: The Guardian reports that thousands of patients in England are set to be 'fast-tracked into groundbreaking trials of personalised cancer vaccines in a revolutionary world-first NHS matchmaking scheme' where each vaccine is 'tailored to the individual’s tumours'.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

whether you like @faizashaheen or not you cannot, with any degree of seriousness, try and claim that a woman who grew up from chingford, has various degrees+academic+ practical grounding in inequality policy is not a high quality candidate.

he’s making himself look a total tit.

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@SpyBalloon_69 @RonFilipkowski @ScooterCasterNY Good work 👍

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@Nigel_Farage @RishiSunak Oh do piss off. Why the fuck should he? You're a nobody

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@GullisJonathan ... because Sunak froze the tax free threshold in 2021, and it's not been unfrozen since

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@AlexofBrown This makes zero sense. What a whopper

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@carbdiem A match made in heaven, these two

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@The_Fence_Mag Saw Kris Marshall (the lanky one from My Family) having a bite to eat at Frankley services on the M1

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@The_Fence_Mag He swears it wasn't him, but I still maintain I saw Dom Joly kicking off at an airline staff member because he wasn't being allowed to take a carry on and a laptop bag onto the plane

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Funny that all the right wingers who support this National Service idea because it’ll ’teach kids discipline’ were the same people who disobeyed lockdown rules because ‘it took away our freedom’.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Hey!

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

Sam Stein kicking the absolute shit out of Vennells here. Not for the faint-hearted #PostOfficeInquiry

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

"I said that a year ago."

Why are they still here then, you walloper?

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'He said he's going to tackle the gangs at source...I said that a year ago.'

Rishi Sunak says people should take what Keir Starmer says 'with a pinch of salt' when it comes to his plan to deal with illegal migrants.

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@DiscussingFilm Glad they're doing Persuader. Think it was the first one I read

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

Absolutely superb stuff lads. Just beautiful

[Nicholas Watt @nicholaswatt]

A Tory rebel source tells me: Letters are going in calling for a no confidence vote in Rishi Sunak after reports of an imminent general election announcement

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

Fuck me, the pathetic level of competence and intelligence you have to reach to be appointed CEO of a national bloody service that the entire country relies on.

I'm sorry, but Vennells appears to be thick as pigshit, and half as useful #POenquiry

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@JohnJCrace [Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] prison, prison-

Other patients: prison, PRISON

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] PRISON. PRISON. PRISON!!

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

When Sunak calls an election later on today, please can all journalists remind him that he's spent the last 6 months assuring us the people don't want one.

[Dermot 🦒 @dermin8r]

@AZAGMayes @RudyGiuliani A Message to You, Rudy 🤣