DerMuffinisdaa

Studiert tolle Sachen

[DerMuffinisdaa @dermuffinisdaa]

Soooo...
That's a thing that happened

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Listen to the head of the Port of Los Angeles.

No single person is getting more real time data about the economy than this guy.

He says we are fucked.

[lawen4cer 🏴‍☠️ @lawen4cer]

AfD Wähler die im Fall des AfD Verbotes mit Aufstand und Bürgerkrieg drohen überzeugen nicht wirklich von der verfassungstreue der AfD

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

While Joe Biden was President, 69,089 pounds of fentanyl were seized at the southwest border.

By Pam Bondi's math, Biden saved about 1/3 of the people on planet earth.

And she never gave him so much as a thank you.

[۶ৎ mimi @arkhamare]

well

[None @none_ofbusiness]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHANGE THAT NAME.

[Corduroy! (COMMS OPEN) 🇵🇸 @TheCardinalArts]

Grok having a full blown Ultron crashout was not on my bingo card

[constans @constans]

It’s always kind of interesting to me that conservatives are very upset at the idea that they are judged for the things they do.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Try not to be shocked.

[Ali A Olomi @aaolomi]

Syria hasn’t even fired a single bullet in the direction of Israel. “Israel has the right to defend itself” is just code for the world letting Israel continuously bomb anyone and everyone

[Chris Broad @AbroadInJapan]

1. Spend 20 years convincing the UK to leave its biggest export market.

2.Succeed.

3. UK economy loses £100 billion annually

4. Come back 10yrs later, point out the wrecked economy & road potholes.

5. Voters go "Yeah!"

6. Win elections.

British politics is a black comedy.

[Calli Jones @Calli_Jones]

y’all -

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

THE PITCH: two best friends, a Black guy and a white guy, concoct a scheme to get rich by faking a racial incident and then launching dueling GoFundMes. As the stakes keep rising, will SETH ROGEN and KEVIN HART be able to pull it off? Find out this summer in GOFUNDYOURSELF

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I’m gonna be real with you these look exactly the same as the playful books that made him famous

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: “study the bible”

me: *studies the bible and realizes evangelicals are wrong about basically all of it*

evangelicals: “NOT LIKE THAT!”

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

Hamas can end this if they just release the… wait… what?

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

The word “sacrilegious” has lost all meaning