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[Creator Sarcastic @dernjg]

I'm a little unnerved with how well the Wu-Tang bot knows me...

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@dernjg Here's your Wu-Tang name, you official now... We'll hit you with weekly reminders every time we drop a new episode of #WuTangOnHulu

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@spillygoat19 Patrick Bailey called the mound visit immediately after Webb had to cover first base. Dude needed to catch his breath.

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@BenPenrod_ I don't see the overachievement, really.

They do have a couple factors with the rule changes that give advantages to younger players, though.

No shift and more base-running is better with young legs.

And those in the minors the last two years have pitch clock experience.

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@ryanarey This paragraph here made it make sense. Hollywood accounting to make it "expensive" to get ~$50 million back.

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Someone at MLB (@feinsand) wrote an article that suggested Tommy Pham would be a fit for the San Francisco Giants.

That feels like a ... slap in the face.

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@ryanqnorth Who is not an honorary or official member of the Fantastic Four that should be?

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@MyNameIsAlex107 @JamesGunn I'd imagine that the answer is, "They're actors, which means their specific set of skills is creating imaginary characters and suspending disbelief for the audience."

Nathan Fillion played three different characters in the MCU.

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@heytherejeffro @skirano LOL. Dude straight-up looked at a film nominated for an Oscar in 1982 for BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY and thought, "What if I used a robot to make all this framing less good?"

Seriously, put some respect on Douglas Slocombe's work. He shot all of this without a light meter.

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If you ever think that I have a smug sense of superiority, just know this:

At one point in my life, as part of my job, I ran into the print room of a major newspaper and had to yell out, "STOP THE PRESSES!"

So yes, I am a little bit smug.

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@BenPenrod_ Dark Beast for one. And currently he's going hard mad scientist, but with a back-up of his heroic personality floating around.

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@McCoveyChron I remember seeing these 10 games line up, and thinking, OK, we're going to learn a LOT about what kind of team this is. 5-5 was expected, 7-3 yearned for.

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@SCMountainGoat @GavinNewsom You're actually too late for that. There were seven recall attempts against Newsom. The only one that made it to the ballot was aided by a Trump-appointed judge extending the deadline for signature collections (they used the pandemic as an excuse).

The dumb stunt cost $200M.

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@fuzzyfromyt Yes, you are crazy. He needs four more seasons just to be eligible.

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@Iron_Spike So you REALLY have to believe it's a shitty tattoo to get it removed.

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@KNBR @MLB Another Giants-Dodgers game, and another mess-up for @KNBR's connection to the @MLB app.

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@KNBR Did someone break your connection to the @mlb app? It's been silent for the last nine outs and I'd rather not listen to the Dodgers broadcast. Bad enough that it's blacked out.

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

I DONT HAVE A COUSIN FROM PHILLY? SELL THE TEAM

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@GrantBrisbee The problem is that the catcher is literally just a Home Depot bucket with a glove duct-taped on.

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After getting bumped up to a bigger room at GenCon, there are now only 18 tickets left for the Nerd Cred Comedy Show on Saturday night.