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two thousand and late

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after every phone call I have to bang my head against a wall and say STUPID STUPID STUPID

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When I feel lazy work I imagine my manager is Kenny Ortega

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jugs is a good word

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just found out logic and g-eazy are different people

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OHH IM SHAKING IN MY CUSTOM BABY SEAL LEATHER BOOTS

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well that’s all folks

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got too lit at trivia and told the waitress I had autism

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Big ass rocks like on the ground

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reminder: my bf lost his virginity in the woods

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I genuinely go through withdrawal if I go a full day without playing kcd

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watching the muppets and sobbing when kermit sings pictures in my head and starts walking down the hallway of memories

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telling all the new people at work about the dumb bitch that pooped herself and flushed her underwear down the toilet

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imagine being a 45 yr old man named scooter

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they definitely changed the definition of what a 2 man is

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it’d be kinda neat to die on my birthday

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@tinyryangosling keep only the gleeks alive

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bring back text message signatures