Mike🏌🏻

a fish without its mouth open can’t get caught🚶🏻‍♂️

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@arisgoat12 roll a blunt pussy

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

Anybody can have a dam kid, yet you need a license to fucking fish, beyond me

[Peedi_Peedi @ESPN_Rams_Takes]

So this live just happened right now got the police on the way only in philly 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@NHGleader Crack the seal or it ain’t real 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

So who’s having the hurricane party this weekend ??

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

Little fyi, everyone knows what fireworks look like, so no need to post 24 fucking snapchats of them tomorrow 🤗

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

Wise words from a wise man

[Joe Dirt @JOEDlRT]

Why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good?

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

I was Mike from McDonald’s, if that counts lol

[Pitori delincuente @PennyBreezyM]

Don’t lie, were you popular in high school?

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

I sure do dream about winning the lottery for someone who hasn’t even bought a single ticket

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@EdgarGallardo12 No lol

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@travonj_ When you trying to go to universal lol

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

#NewProfilePic

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

Tbh I live for taking hot ass shower for no reason but fuck do I hate drying off after

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@EdgarGallardo12 I got a check that says Mr.villa will be dead before the weeks over lmao

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@carleemarchetti *driving doesn’t improve* ?¿

[caveman @babywhit__]

Amazons “buy with 1 click” option has completely made me its bitch

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

Only Christmas song I won’t skip

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Best Christmas song ever???

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@ashleyearlee Blue cheese taste like shit* lol

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

Tbh I don’t trust people who dip there wings in blue cheese over ranch

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

If you Christmas shopping fa me, I wear a size 24 ft yellowfin

[Mike🏌🏻 @derosamike_]

@netflix why is Ed, edd & eddy not on Netflix