Derp Athlete

Grinding Since The Beginning of Time. Born an Athlete and Will Die an Athlete.

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I'm surprised @MuscleMilk hasn't called me for a sponsorship yet. I'm just gonna have to keep putting up stupid weight until it happens.

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I was going to run today on the treadmill but it was raining and that's just unsafe!

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Did my basketball workout on my 8 foot driveway hoop this morning. Hoping I get the same results on a regulation sized hoop. #DunkCity

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Got up early to get a good run in. Jogged a lap around the track, then walked one too. #YouSleepIGrind

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If I had a hitting coach I would probably want it to be @coachkentmurphy #HellOfABallCoach

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Coach said I need better hand-eye coordination. So I'm gonna start working on that for the next couple hours on Call of Duty so I'm ready!

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Workout mix:
1: Turn My Swag On
2: All Gold Everything
3: Love Me Sexy
4: Men In Black
5: Crank That Soulja Boy
6: Kiss Me Thru The Phone

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Look kiddies, 2 Twinkies have 2g of protein! Eating these between meals is a perfect way to get extra protein! #GBNB

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Trust me, that 6.6 40 time looks a lot faster than it really is. #SpeedKills

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I don't bake the cookie dough I just eat it raw so I have more time for the gym #nutrition #maketime

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No lift this morning, my dog escaped it's kennel and it's going to be plenty of cardio to try and get it back in #speed #speedclub #cheetah

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Coach told me that if I work hard this of season I could maybe be a backup for our 8 man football team. #ImComingForYourSpot #MrStealYoGirl

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Nutrition is a big reason I am where I am at today #earnednotgiven

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Watching the Spurs last night motivated me to get up early and get some shots up with my myPlayer on 2k. #HandDownManDown #EmbraceTheGrind

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I don't get why coach gets mad at me for not coming in for morning workouts. Does he not know that I workout at home?

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Watching this World Cup has got me outside at 9 at night working on my cross overs and pk's. Gonna pry lift tonight too #earnednotgiven

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I'm gonna keep ordering fries at McDonalds until I win me one of them peel off prizes to the World Cup. #FIFA #Committed #LetsGetIt

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Was gonna go run some laps at the mall today, but the smell of the food court was too much #chic-filet #TacoBell