Derpy Derperson

Blue checks bought for cash,
Bots and spam fill every thread,
The bird is long dead.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@Sick_of_Bias @TheRealJ6Shane Two year old article.

Meanwhile 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Sucks to suck, but you've got it down pat.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@Neonlovemachine @rattletrap1776 @realtoriabrooke @RSBNetwork Of course you think that.

You're prone to conspiracy and nonsense.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@waves0704 @realtoriabrooke @rattletrap1776 @DerekJohnson @RSBNetwork Derek's claims are fiction. If he says he has an intellectual property claim to them then he only does so as a fictional 'for entertainment only' item.

If his claims were true they would be public domain.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@Neonlovemachine @rattletrap1776 @realtoriabrooke @RSBNetwork Derek is a fucking clown who tells lies.

Wake up fruitcake.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@FBIDirectorKash I strongly suspect the FBI's improvement is because you've been too busy chugging beers with hockey players and flying your Dollar Tree fiance around the country on taxpayer money so you haven't been able to interfere with actual law enforcement operations.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@Sick_of_Bias @TheRealJ6Shane What crime did Cheney commit here? Sounds like some hearsay.

Sucks to suck, but you're used to it.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@Sick_of_Bias @TheRealJ6Shane Oh.

You knew the answer?

Ok let's hear it.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@KariLake "Shit I made up for social media, version 58259862" - Kari Lake

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@ARatOfRat @newrepublic Meanwhile the federal deficit for FY26 is $2 trillion.

Guess they didn't save shit.

But we knew that would happen.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@Sick_of_Bias @TheRealJ6Shane For voting to impeach Trump.

Next.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@TheRealJ6Shane How brave 😂😂😂😂

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@StateDRL Just when I thought their faces couldn't get any facy-er this happens.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@TheRealJ6Shane Translation: voting for the adjudicated sexual abuser and probable pedo protector because I'm a pindick piece of shit.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@TheRealJ6Shane Holding you accountable, boy.

We see you. You don't see us.

That's the point.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@fj62cruisergirl @KariLake Might be because the 'evidence' isn't really evidence.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@KariLake Jesus lady, give it a rest.

Nobody with a brain believes you

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@michellewittho1 Get this traitor off my feed

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@StevenCheung47 Your disgusting ass is the absolute champion of fake reporting.

[Derpy Derperson @derphaiku]

@GuyReffittJ6 Congrats on your incorrect usage of the comma.

One of life's little pleasures is seeing people trying to sound like badasses while failing at the simplest tasks.