DerpiestDude

the funniest damn person on this godforsaken platform

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@chibibeerchan i’m either very flexible or it’s very long idk which

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to all the women with periods, if it’s any consolation i cut my butthole with a knive and it bled 5 days 🔥🔥🔥

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@llvmallah my bad

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@epicsealboy cut or uncut?

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@epicsealboy win-win

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@jacagelecob @Smakaroony @Smakaroony

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when i undergo the medical procedure to put poop in my balls

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when i undergo the medical procedure to put poop in my balls

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@d3admaws it sucks that we all have to do this at some point in out lives

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@pickingkiwis with my… twisted mind 😈… all i could read was PORN POOP‼️

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@lovely_lobotomy real trap shit 🥷

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@mewmoomeow what are the rules

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@SkyPeppersBrah how surprising! my nipples stood on end in poignant succession!

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@llvmallah how vile! my penis shriveled in disgust!

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@SkyPeppersBrah at least yours works

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@theabdvll jerkin, jerkin, jerkin

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@k1ng_goober @fissled and i love you.

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@k1ng_goober @fissled my nut tasted bad, so i added more flavor 👅

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my ratio of times i pissed to times i jerked off is deadass like 1:1