Dustin Turpin

86CF0000+ I like tortilla chips.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Our city is too broke to afford a machine that can chomp through ice. A snow plow doesn’t do that. I am against flame throwers. We can give out pick axes ⛏️? I would take an orange “St Louis City Pick Axe” and chip away.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Too many people freaking out about ice. It’s cold and we had ice. We need worker protection so people don’t feel the need to drive on ice. 99% of the time you don’t need to drive. I am okay with the city letting nature run its course. We should have more transportation options.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Happy now? Procrastination leads to this. Had 4 years to plan.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Waiting for libraries to be more like co working spaces with a phone booth.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

I smell like plumbers putty.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

I miss quickly flipping back-and-forth between channels during commercial breaks.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

If your information was correct you would know that doctor you tell me to go to retired years ago.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Received this after going to the ER. Why are you guilt tripping me @Aetna ? I was told by my doctor to get a CT scan. Think I wanted to wait 16 hours in a waiting room if I had a choice?

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Everything at schnucks is $10. Get rid of the useless inventory robots and add cashiers.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Without that filter 5776 in network results show up. No one in my area?!

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

@AetnaHelp I want a primary care. Using the LGBTQIA filter 1 doctor pops up. I live in a metropolitan area of 3 million people. The doctor that shows is an allergy doctor. Not a primary care.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Missouri sucks we all know that. I don’t need to be tortured for it. No doctors in network that have “LGBT+ Responsive” certification within 25 miles of a city center is rough.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Breaking news from East-Central Illinois

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

When I see clothing with fish on it I assume it's from captain Ds. Midwest life.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Starting a coalition of suburban moms for motorcycles. Get out of the suburban xxl suv and ride a chopper instead.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

@blythebernhard Are we hiring police officers that live in Texas and visit the city 3 times too? Flights are expensive from STL to Houston. We are Paying for her lounge access.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

Motorcycle clothing. We have a problem with safety and visibility. Let's make every jacket black.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

@stlcsb mini sinkhole in the alley between Utah and Withnell. Lemp and Wisconsin. About 300ft from the west entrance of the alleyway.

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

It does help single out the old people who can't stand for more than an hour

[Dustin Turpin @derpinturp]

What is up with the DMV not having chairs anymore? Did they sell them all for slower computers and dual up?