Bill derpman

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

yall see it right i’m not losing my mind

[Andrew Follett @AndrewCFollett]

Flat out lie.

Civilains in France, Phillipines, Belgium, Netherlands, Greece, Italy, and many many many other places were all armed with this gun...the FP-45 Liberator...designed for use by resistance forces in occupied territories.

All those countries are stable today.

[JDSauvage: Fabulous PRIZES Contributor @jd_sauvage]

Days without Sandy poasting coal: 0.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Do you think Americans shop exclusively at gas stations?

[Wade Miller @WadeMiller]

Actually this is the result of having the pipelines into the pond shut off for 8 weeks and it all getting flushed into the pond once the circulation system was turned on.

This was all anticipated and planned for. The “scum” will be swept up now and the new recirculation system should keep it clean once all the gunk from the pipes is removed.

[American7-4-76 @74EagleScout76]

>Its inventor moved to the United States at 11 and was a naturalized US citizen

I guess bro

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted.

I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Orcbrand's Kojimaic Matters @kojimaicmatters]

A New York City mayor 100 years ago would have had the cops deploy the Maxim gun on this crowd.

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

The Scooby-Doo Collection is coming to Dead by Daylight this December!

[Rodger @TheRodged]

I choose to believe "journalists are morally bankrupt and evil" was the intended message of this film

[☦️🇰🇷Hwa the Merchant of Seoul🇰🇵 @mosesofseoul]

seeing indians accuse chinese of eating cow dung and having a caste systems is levels of no self-awareness that shouldnt be possible

[mert @mert]

elon could solve world hunger literally this second

all he has to do is full stack dump all his shares, cause a stock market recession, wipe out trillions, delete tens of thousands of jobs, and then he'll be able to fund the federal government for about 18 minutes

[AF Post @AFpost]

Trump DOJ official Leo Terrell says he will attempt to make Austin Franco permanently unhireable for saying he doesn’t want to work with a Jew.

Follow: @AFpost

[Charlotte @Charlotte_xia59]

Indian nationalist projection of caste system being so ludicrous that Japanese people are defending China, truly the everything app

[Teortaxes▶️ (DeepSeek 推特🐋铁粉 2023 – ∞) @teortaxesTex]

The fact that Mongolia exists at all, as a sovereign nation, is one of the strangest aspects of the modern globe. A single schizo's glorious legacy

[Marcus Walker @WalkerMarcus]

It is literally insane simultaneously to think that 16 and 17 year olds are mature enough to vote but not mature enough to look at Instagram at 8:30pm. This is comically absurd.

[Greg Koenig @gak_pdx]

The best part of these things is that they always get a community note along the lines of:
"Deceptive. The girls were actually murdered in 2025, and the illegal immigrant was actually free on bail from being arrested over an Interpol Red Notice for terrorism."