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[derrick @derrick1663]

@united It’s ok @united, I only wanted to blow my head smooth off this morning because I didn’t have coffee.

[derrick @derrick1663]

No coffee on UA 5409 this morning, the enshitification of the flying experience continues to be ruined by the credit card company @united

[derrick @derrick1663]

@tuckerdfranklin Boomer slop 🤮

[derrick @derrick1663]

I repeat, US corn growers are the biggest socialists in the country.

[Secretary Brooke Rollins @SecRollins]

Honored to join @POTUS in Kansas today as he announced $8 BILLION in Harvest Fuel Relief to help American farmers facing higher diesel costs and market disruptions.
President Trump hears our farmers — and he is taking action:

➡️ 20 new trade deals and frameworks opening markets for American agriculture.
➡️ Year-round E15 expanding opportunities for American-grown fuel.
➡️ More domestic fertilizer production, including a farmer-owned facility right here in Kansas.
➡️ A stronger farm safety net to help preserve family farms for the next generation.
Our farmers aren’t just growing crops. They’re carrying forward a way of life built on faith, family, hard work, and freedom.

That legacy is worth fighting for. Under President Trump, @USDA will ALWAYS have their backs.

God bless Kansas and the farmers and ranchers who keep America strong!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to answer emails

[derrick @derrick1663]

@GrainStats Western NE and NE CO love growing 65 bushel dry land corn 🙃

[derrick @derrick1663]

Can’t believe Jeff Bezos is forcing me to watch Deshaun Watson tonight, it will in fact not be a happy ending.

[derrick @derrick1663]

@TheJvandy The frontier bar and supper club across the street is 💯

[derrick @derrick1663]

I accidentally used the ask maps AI on Google Maps, what an idiot.

[derrick @derrick1663]

Saw a dude doing the fent lean nodding off in a park in Prairie Village this afternoon next to the Shell station. Love that for the NIMBYs of @PrairieVillage

[I Love To Talk Film @ILoveToTalkFilm]

Idiocracy was released on this day- September 1, 2006

[Fad Albert 🐠 @fad_albert]

God killed the dinosaurs because he knew the Grateful Dead would need the gasoline to hit 144 tour dates in 1970

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Texas Tech must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

[derrick @derrick1663]

Move over pour la France, a new sheriff is in town

[Denver Int'l Airport @DENAirport]

TACO BOUT EXCITING NEWS! 🌮🥰

Taco Bell Cantina is NOW OPEN at DEN. Alcoholic beverages coming by the end of summer. 👀

�� Located near Gate A49
🕖 Open from 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.

[derrick @derrick1663]

@Jaypotta Had tickets to their show in independence, MO. I’ve seen them both since, but that show would have been an all timer.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise.

[derrick @derrick1663]

@OrevaZSN Preach

[derrick @derrick1663]

Should have played China Cat Sunflower on Grateful Dead night.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: Orioles 7, Royals 5

[derrick @derrick1663]

Getting a good boy pat from Slugger at his first @Royals game