Derrick

A little more fun than herpes.

[Derrick @derricklight]

i don't understand why coriolanus's nickname is coryo. i feel that, given his personality, just calling him anus would be a much better fit. i love me a flawed protagonist, sure, but this guy is just the woooorrrrst.

[Derrick @derricklight]

i can't talk about scott pilgrim takes off without things getting real spoilery, so i'll just say HOLY CRAP & leave it at that.

[Derrick @derricklight]

gilmore girls drinking game: take a shot every time lorelai & rory order or prepare a comedically large amount of food, but one of them leaves before actually eating anything.

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[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

got too high last night and tried to do the “real eyes realize” thing with five guys

[Derrick @derricklight]

Help, I've been attacked

[Derrick @derricklight]

@blacktapespod

[Derrick @derricklight]

I was really excited to check it out and now I wish I had that $10 back. 😑

[Derrick @derricklight]

Everything that this game tries to do, there was already a N64 platformer that did it better.

[Derrick @derricklight]

Maybe I would have loved it in 1999, but in 2017, I've found absolutely no redeeming qualities in this game.

[Derrick @derricklight]

I bought Donkey Kong 64 on VC and got to play it for the first time and I gotta say - soooo not impressed.

[Derrick @derricklight]

@okmelco @pupfury

[Carlo Gonzales-Moss @CarloMoss]

IN MY POCKET BY MANDY MOORE IS THE MOST UNDERRATED POP SONG OF THE 00's AND I WILL FIGHT YOU ABOUT THIS

[Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets @griffinmcelroy]

If your reaction to the @United video is “private companies can refuse service to anyone,” you legally should have to live in the sewers

[Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets @griffinmcelroy]

so long, stinkyear

[Derrick @derricklight]

ohmygod. @unfoRETTAble did the voice of old woman josie on this week's welcome to night vale. this is awesome!

[Derrick @derricklight]

I really should sleep more.

[Derrick @derricklight]

i just realized how far behind i am on shameless. i need to fix this!

[Derrick @derricklight]

Confession: I've been obsessively checking the @UCA_SAB to see when @PanicAtTheDisco tickets are going on sale. @Shaboolah0107

[Derrick @derricklight]

I want to live where soul meets body. #NowPlaying #DeathCabForCutie