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Failed to get into an Arts college. Guess who else did?

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Frequent showers and an occasional trim can help you beat the heat.

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Google Photos made a memory of a bunch of horrifying pictures I took last year, to claim insurance.

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Just realised I haven't stepped out of the house in a week. #ZeptoYouDidThisStopActingLikeYouDontKnow #VampireLifestyle
#NeverAFanOfThePotBellyButGottaEmbraceIt #SeeYallinAugust

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

Tried bringing up lyrics for "Jana Gana Mana" movie songs. Spotify crashed.

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Imagine watching a special just for the opening act.
#BillBurr #ExceptforRonnyChieng #NetflixIsAjoke

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

When someone uses a word you never heard of before.
#WhyWasteTimeSayLotWordWhenFewWordDoTrick #TheBestComebackEver #HowDoYouRecoverFromThis
#briancox #SuccessionHBO

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

Alexa, remind me to not open social media on women's day next year.
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#WhyDoAllBrandsHaveSomethingToSay #BloodyAxeBodySpray
#WomensDay

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@RyanTJ1197 Way to go bud 👍👍

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Petition to change "Tinder Swindler" to "Gullible Gold Diggers".
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#WhereAreHiddenCamsWhenWeReallyNeedThem
#MeanwhileOTPcryingInTheCorner #IsraeliPuppetMaster #tinderswindler
#netflixindia #Netflix

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

Kenny marrying a Goan should come as a surprise, to all my friends with a mallu fetish.
#HowDoesItFeelLikeToBeStabbed
#TheLostBloodline #kennysebastian

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

The "popping dolo 650 as gems" memes really tells us how many cases are going unreported.
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#SeasonalFluMoreLikePerennialFlu
#WhatDoYouCallSeedFundingADrugCompany
#Pharming
#dolo650 #COVID #COVID19India

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

My IG reels glitched for 0.03 seconds.
I'm a very goal oriented person and this incident has held up my busy schedule.

#WhatsTheMetaWithYou #TimeIsMoney #wallstreet #hustle

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

Not wishing anyone a happy new year.
Didn't go well last time...
#OmicronWishingEveryoneGoodHealth
#ChennaiRainsStartingTheYearWithaBang
#HappyNewYear2022

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Decided not to watch the spiderman movie. Way too many spoilers in the movie. Can't risk it.
#NoWayHome #NoWayImLeavingHome

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Developing an Instagram personality ≠ Hitting puberty.
#DemystifyingInstagramReels
#ShittingOnOnePlatformOnAnother

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To all the feminazis born on "Men's Day", wishing you a very happy birthday! 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉
#feminist #Feminism #MensDay
#LaughItsJustAJoke

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Let me guess.... IRepair? https://t.co/vo8Adk0iF8

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Hey just in case you get carried away,
Jeff Bezos is the main character.
#EvilBoss #LiveTillYouDropDead #WhyAreMyPrimeDeliveriesAWeekLate

[derrickpalatty @derrickplatypus]

If Frozone dies in the next movie.
Would that make his wife the new black widow ?

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This is another level savagery 😂 #comedy @marknorm