Elon Mock

Played the lead role of Paddington Bear in 2nd grade; Host of the Derrick Redmond Party Machine; Commissioner of the FUFL; Sometimes wears small women's jackets

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@realannapaulina Trump has cognitive issues...

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@JDVance No

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@seanspicer @PressSec They're serving the public interest by not subjecting them to more of his bullshit

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@GeraldoRivera Some, including the POTUS, would be fine with that.

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@TommyKelly44 Embarrassing for who? No one would talking about this if the media didn't mention it.

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@CliffNotez_ Yes

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@benshapiro Lady Lindsey was a war monger who suggested Israel should nuke Gaza. Save the pearl clutching, Ben.

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@therealmikekb @Tmac_213 Weird, but also meaningless. They aren't cool with each other and don't have to be for fans and the media.

[Tyl (sounds like till) @ThatYungLad]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

It's interesting that when Democrats are accused of rape, Republicans AND Democrats want them to step down. But when Republicans are accused of rape, Democrats want them to step down and Republicans make them President.

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@RGIII Traitor has a distinct definition. Who root for or don't doesn't fit the definition. Also, what happened to you, dude?!

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Republicans support white supremacist and neo-Nazi terms, conspiracies and slogans, such as "Remigrate," "white genocide" and "replacement theory."

These groups say Trump is their guy, and he told them to "Stand back and stand by" before the 2020 election.

Why can't you own who you are, Republicans?

Own it.

Be proud.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans worship the Constitution right up until it protects people they don’t like.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The Dem establishment and Dem centrists can wring their hands and complain about the results in Colorado.

Or they can learn a lesson: Their repudiation was in large part about their perceived unwillingness to stand up firmly and unhesitatingly to Trump.

So start doing so!

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Socialism is the fire department putting out your fire.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@MeghanMcCain You do realize most people outside the greater NY area have no idea who you're talking about.

[Elon Mock @DerrickRedmond]

@BulwarkOnline Of course they will! And it will all be deserved!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The irony of Republicans controlling all branches of government while

bankrupting the country, starting a war, sending money to fraudulent programs, violating the Constitution, giving corporations immunity...

but arguing that the biggest problem we have is “stolen elections.”

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

🚨 Donald Trump's history

Donald Trump is the FIRST United States "president" to ever ....
1) win an election with the help of a foreign power (Russia)
2) pay off a porn star to hide his affair
3) lie more than any other president in American history (30,573 times)
4) praise dictators
5) salute a North Korean general
6) side with a Russian dictator over his own intelligence community
7) disparage our military war heroes who died in service to this country
8) be laughed at by the entire United Nations
9) hold numerous secretive meetings with a Russian dictator without White House aids or press
10) be impeached for soliciting foreign interference in a Presidential election, refusing to comply with subpoenas for documents and testimony
11) fire U.S pandemic response teams
12) ignore his President's Daily Brief's about a looming pandemic
13) to downplay, deny, and outright lie about the severity of a pandemic
14) suggest disinfectant injections for a potential cure to a worldwide virus outbreak
15) NOT concede after a presidential election
16) have foreign nations celebrate his defeat in an American election (at least from what I could find)
17) undermine our elections
18) incite his followers to commit an insurrection on our nations Capitol
19) create bogus slate of Electors along with Republican members of Congress
20) stand idly by for over 3 hours while insurrectionist desecrated our nations Capitol
21) be impeached a second time for his role in encouraging an insurrection
22) be found liable for sexual assault, in which the very Judge called it rape
23) call for the "termination" of the U.S Constitution
24) call a Russian dictator "smart" for invading another country
25) said he'd let Russia do "whatever the hell they wanted" to a NATO country
26) be indicted by 4 different grand juries in accordance with the U.S Constitution
27) have 88 felony charges against him
28) sell trading cards, sneakers, and Bibles to pay for his legal fees
29) say he'd be a dictator "on day one"
30) have the majority of his former administration members NOT endorse him for the presidency
31) be tried in a court of law for crimes he committed
32) be charged with 34 felony counts
33) be named in court documents for pedophilia against a 13 year old girl
34) be mentioned 38,000 times in child sex trafficking files
35) fake THREE assassinations
36) go to war at the command of another world leader
37) concede to another country's demands
38) destroy the White House lawn
39) demolish a huge part of the White House out of vanity
40) destroy the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
41) use the Situation Room to discuss covering up files regarding pedophiles
42) have 1,000 FBI agents working around the clock to redact his name from said pedophile files
43) violate federal laws, Constitutional laws, and international laws

And to think, THIS is the person @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP believe to be America's "best president."

And to think, THIS is the person MAGA cultists believe is "saving" this country and "making America great again."

And to think, THIS is the man who believes "total presidential immunity" affords him the legal right to commit crimes and be above the law.

[Booker G. Washington @BookerGWash]

We made it to another Juneteenth, Charlie!