Derrick Winfred

i troll people and everything I say is either sarcastic, stupid, or legit good advice.
age: 109 BMI: 76.9 Sex: yes please
(Minor)

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Following all of my followers for 3 hours

Let’s see how many bot message requests I have (and how many actual humans want to dm)

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@nalabuzzy “Wipe Power” is diabolical
Next we’re gonna say “Pee Heil”

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@pullquixote “Where’s my Jewper suit”

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@cuttingkitti And I want a specific person to die but we don’t always get what we want

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@arisykie0 ibprophen, chicken noodle soup, and Ginger Ale (trust)

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@starzzyyyy_ wait no don’t

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@washiyuzi

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@14_basic88195 Hi

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In one hour, all accounts I followed will be unfollowed UNLESS:
We’re moofs
I usually have them followed
While following you, I realized you were chill

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@wiileeumm no

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@woundfucker90 ye

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@honeycrispkitty It is

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@DarthShadow97 @PokemonFan587 Oh sorry… charizard

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@debbiesarah31 You got this, don’t worry. A really good way to deal with some eating disorders is to take like Tofu or Mushrooms and style them like you’re cooking a steak or chicken. Not only will it satisfy your craves, but the unhealthy weight gain from eating disorders will be gone too

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@debbiesarah31 Idk, what are you doomed because of

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@iluvcupcakes666 damn, I guess I better leave 😔

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@cupcakeinu UNHAPPY bday
(/j hbday)

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@luvlnaa All I want is a McDouble

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@woundfucker90 If you have the following:
Wood Glue
Screws/Screwdriver
It could be salvageable, I’m sorry to hear that tho

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@Starrxxnglitter Coach you in what, life coach? I mean I could try

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@_iamlougotti Chuck E Cheese lookin ahh pizza