DerSvr

25.8069758011 Technically human.

Sack the board.

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@WeeNippySweety forgot about all about that after watching ep1. After your reminder just done with ep3, Good show.

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@johnlyons1960 I'll sort you out pop me dm

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@PaulJohnDykes I remember the audio, can make out one of them saying £10 million pound, aye? Before he takes it.

Aye, hes no £10 million player!

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

✅

#MOTCEL | #CelticFC🍀

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@elonmusk 🌍🌎

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@TheCriticalDri2 You don't know what you don't know.

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@Timbaktooooo @Matt_Pinner interesting choice, woudnt have even considered him before, but he was good in The Batman.

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@BigBearF1 The banda machine. pre photocopier copier

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@hetmehtaa Qiin

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@UKLabour We arehalfway through April, any update on your prophesied utopia?

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@campbellclaret @jk_rowling Thats the substance of your reply is it.. Dodging bullets like neo, we see you!

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@Jennnyyyyyy 37

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@MadXP_Podcast @TheGameVerse @grok Well, to be fair, he cant die...

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@Twinkle_Fists @Title_BU Simp doing simp stuff

[Jon L. Noble🇬🇧 @CheckCanopy]

It’s hard to believe it’s already been 100 days since I received my Neuralink N1 implant. Looking back, the whole journey feels like science fiction that somehow became my everyday reality.

The surgery on Day 0 was surprisingly easy. A quick general anaesthetic, a small incision, and the robotic system did the rest — precisely placing the 1,024 ultra-thin threads into my motor cortex. I woke up alert and in good spirits and went home the next afternoon. By Day 3 I was feeling a lot better, and by Day 7 the little scar was already starting to fade. Recovery was genuinely minimal; I felt sharper and more positive than I had been in years after the BCI was turned on.

The real fun started in Week 2 when we paired the implant with my brand-new Apple MacBook (my very first Mac). The @neuralink engineers walked me through calibration sessions, and within a couple of minutes I was moving the cursor just by thinking. At first it felt like trying to remember a dream, but by Week 3 it was second nature. Scrolling, clicking, typing — all mind-controlled. The Mac integration was buttery smooth; I went from total Mac newbie to power-user faster than I ever expected.

By Day 80 I was ready for the big leagues. That’s when I fired up @Warcraft of Warcraft for the first time with pure thought control. The first raid felt clunky, but once my brain and the BCI synced, it was pure magic. I’m now raiding, and exploring Azeroth hands-free at full speed — no mouse, no keyboard, just intention. It’s honestly brilliant. The freedom is addictive.

The social-media side has been just as surprising. Every update I’ve shared has been met with genuine excitement rather than scepticism. Thousands of messages from people with disabilities, gamers, students, and scientists — all asking real questions about the tech and what it could mean for the future. The positivity has been overwhelming and incredibly motivating.

100 days in and I already can’t imagine life without it. The N1 didn’t just give me a new way to use a computer — it gave me a new way to live. Can’t wait to see what the next 100 days bring.

Thank you all so much for your support and I will keep you all updated as we continue this journey together.

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@rfc7069686764 To be fair you wouldnt have to wait for the liquidators to get yer cash.

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@WeeNippySweety @NnatMmac Reading back today's replies on Johns defence was pure cinema. The only comment that was funnier was Squint Eastwood, a high bar.

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@ahtiling_area51 @alphafox Not a bad thing in itself whether its true or not. But I heard she learned nothing from her experience, which I find sad :{

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@Tr_Redacted_mp @alphafox 😑

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@CelticFC @CelticCSCPride @FvHtweets I respect that, although I'd respect you more if you stood against getting fucked by Hibs at home. Sack the board.