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Over it 🫡

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7 days clean from vaping 🥳

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I ran across a video of Jon Batiste playing Blackbird on the piano and it altered my brain in a way I can’t even put in words…I just know my serotonin was busting through the seams 😭😭😭

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How Detroit gone have potholes on the side walk tho? Had me flying off my scooter like a damn paper plane, now my left ass cheek look like a pealed slim Jim 🫠

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My old Miami pool record is 13-0 today 🥳

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“Darian somewhere downtown building a bike”

😂😂😂

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Pineapple be giving me cold sweats…is that a thing? 😭

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I wish you niggas would leave me alone…I BEG 😭😭😭

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I’m shocked at the amount of people who didn’t know you could see Canada from Detroit 😭

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I love them lil shorts the men be wearing once it start getting hot outside….🤤

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Ima break some barriers and say happy Mothers day to the single dads cause niggas hate when women claim Father’s Day for being single mothers….your welcome, have a great day

love yall 🫶🏽🤗

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Somebody needs to tell my daddy it’s Mother’s Day and not wife day….let us borrow our momma for a day PLEASE😭

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@EastsideWillieB 👀👀👀 my girl lives down there we were just talking about this

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Dear @BankofAmerica y’all got me in SHAMBLES….Phillip (employee code 75nv) needs to not be working in customer service at ANY call center and whatever supervisor I spoke to needs to be kicked to the curve right along with him…as a customer for 10+ years this is CRAZY 😩🥺

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Some guy posted a video about how birds aren’t real and I was like…this guy…BUT THEN he said “have you ever seen a baby pigeon?”

The group chat is spiraling right now 😭

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When my horoscope said someone from yo past will be reaching out I didn’t think it would be this nigga…

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They dropped a new season of ‘Is it Cake’ so I might just cancel all my plans and stay in tonight

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I’ve been in tears from laughing since I woke up this morning…just non stop chaos since the birds started chirping 😭😂

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Yea…staying in bed, ordering DoorDash and finishing Quiet on Set sounds so much better than going to the Pistons game tonight🫠😴

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Seeing Keegan- Michael Key on Abbot is a banger