Dangerous Dan

dad of two, Rotherham United season ticket holder, soft spot for Sheffield Wednesday #wawaw #upthemillers, philosopher. *parody account*

[Dangerous Dan @derulo_daniel]

@alanrog3 @PFA You're a gingerist mayte. How dare you say this about a guy just cos he has ginger hair. That's discrimination Mr Rogers.

[Dangerous Dan @derulo_daniel]

Mayte can you remember that time when Dayle Jones met Angel Di Maria on the set of The Bill?

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Not as good a comeback as that time Leon Best scored 2 to equalise with Derby 2-2 #rufc

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@DavidL1oyd Dingle cunt

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I was smacking our Jake (my son) around face with a fish last night.

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Why are mud flaps called flaps then? They aren't the opening to any hole!?

[Dangerous Dan @derulo_daniel]

I thought flaps were tits not fanny flaps.

How was I supposed to know it's the opening to a hole?

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I don't like tomato, but I like margheriterer pizzas.

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@keelingnick Reyt tho init dingle pal lol

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Does anybody remember back when they used to do them Frubes, them yoghurt things? And flying saucer sweets? Rice paper tastes reyt nice.

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@sufc85 @TheSergioGarcia racist lol 🐒

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I dunno what our lasses fanny looks like, I've never needed to look at it.

Why would you go out of your way to look at someone's fanny?

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Nothing at all. Just gotta get behind it i suppose #rufc

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End of day none of fans are happy with it an we all know its cheap option cos tony stewart is a tight cunt but what can we do as supporters?

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Does anybody know how to get the wrappers off these sweets, been trying to peel gold off for last 10 mins & its stuck under my fingernails.

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Can't wait to see look on my mum's face when she opens her mother's day present. Dunno what I'm getting her yet, but I'm buying it tomorrow.

[Dangerous Dan @derulo_daniel]

Getting good at this game...
#NameThatFamousCelebrity
Dog The Bounty Hunter??

[Dangerous Dan @derulo_daniel]

Just been having a history lesson at work, I know my famous celebrities.
John Legend. The Pope. Janet Jackson.
#NailedIt

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At college I once held a piss In for so long, that when I went to the toilet, it came out as cum.

[Dangerous Dan @derulo_daniel]

I don't wear condoms me, cos my cocks too small.