steven joel

#writingcommunity #amwriting Just a guy. I’ll read yours if you read mine. #INFJ #scorp #EAD

[steven joel @dervish1968]

Guess I’m gonna have to find me a pinned tweet. So I can fit in. #INFJ

[steven joel @dervish1968]

@Stephen_Mier Wow, cool. Myself? I’m outta here.

[steven joel @dervish1968]

@Langford21 Eat a dick

[steven joel @dervish1968]

She loved it.

[queen of hoops snark 👸🏻✡️🏀🧜‍♀️ @layneashley222]

Remember when Adrian Brody was asked to leave the Oscars after grabbing and kissing Halle Berry on stage without permission? I don’t either. Sexual assault is ok tho, I guess. The hypocrisy is so gross

[steven joel @dervish1968]

@layneashley222 Your mom

[steven joel @dervish1968]

So many people so eager to be offended. “You don’t know…” always looking for offense. #shoofly #dontbotherme

[steven joel @dervish1968]

Already have

[steven joel @dervish1968]

Rain, rain, go away. . . Nah, forget I mentioned it. #iHeartheRain #GottaKillthePain

[steven joel @dervish1968]

I don’t even know who Alopecia is, but it’s a beautiful name.

[steven joel @dervish1968]

@RY78898135 @NelM24902443 @DavidBrentMovie Then wake up.

[steven joel @dervish1968]

@iminfrubblenow @DavidBrentMovie You are way off target.

[steven joel @dervish1968]

Always and forever.

[Debbie Russell Lawyer Turned Writer @DebbiesStories]

Good morning everyone! Whatever you’ve got going on today, I hope you can find time for something that brings you joy. 🌞

[steven joel @dervish1968]

I was a coke dealer in high school… 😎

[booksbybernardkmensah @bernardkmensah]

What's the worst rumor you ever heard about yourself?

[steven joel @dervish1968]

When SHAWN WAYANS PREDICTED CHRIS ROCK Getting Checked On Stage ... https://t.co/0i1Xv88uhL

[steven joel @dervish1968]

… just give him the damn Oscar!

[Entrada Publishing @EntradaBooks]

In six words or less, write a story about this photo...

#amwriting #sixwordstory

[steven joel @dervish1968]

@Stephen_Mier Awful parents. He lives a life of denial.

[Stephen A. Mier, Esq. @Stephen_Mier]

Just so we’re clear, it’s fair game to fuck Will Smith’s wife. Just don’t make any jokes.

[steven joel @dervish1968]

No one ever slaps Ricky.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

I think we can guess what will be the theme of Ricky Gervaise's next awards gig.

[steven joel @dervish1968]

Opinions = Onions X 3.14
#DoTheMath #WhatAreWordsFor

[steven joel @dervish1968]

Get outside and live.

[Dr. Ming Way @drmingway]

How do you overcome a writing block? #writingcommmunity

[steven joel @dervish1968]

I pissed myself in one. 2nd grade.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

I have yacked in a classroom.