andres hoffman

I’m Derz from Big D movers

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617 > 857

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@Cooper67036185 Everyone speaks Albanian here

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Out here in Albania fuck y’all know ‘bout Albania

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@snoopygrrrl You shoulda kept his money

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@swoogyL Dystopian

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I know I’m gon’ get got but I’m
gon’ get mine more than I get got tho

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@sisterdamn truth is trivia wasn’t the same without you :(

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Lms for a truth is

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Imagine being in the MIAo getting rich of yayo

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@lukereavey truth is I don’t care what everyone’s saying about you

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A half empty flight is the common man’s first class

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Blatant copyright infringement in the developing world, a series.

Installment 3: Burger Queen

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@coolhandjax In da flesh boi

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Blatant copyright infringement in the developing world, a series.

Installment 1: Mario Bross

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Blatant copyright infringement in the developing world, a series.

Installment 2: Mickey Mouse Cafe

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Gordon Ramsey is just the chef Simon Cowell

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@snoopygrrrl Why not would be dope

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I sleep in constant, paralyzing fear that my bed slats will fall

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One of my favorite things is when you’re at the bar / club and they got the local news on

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Underrated hangout spot: the grocery store