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I like to dance sometimes

[des @des18skye]

The stinkiest man just sat next to me at the airport… like put that mf arm down PLEASE

[des @des18skye]

PSA do not hold hairties between your teeth !! I went to sneeze and it shot to the back of my throat and almost killed me😅

[des @des18skye]

Wait I do not remember katy Perry’s California girls being “GURLS”?? I feel like I’m being punked rn

[des @des18skye]

@electragrls She said it meant joking but like josh peck… I watched her search it on every app to show me it was a thing and nothing came up😭

[des @des18skye]

My gf is convinced “joshing your pecks” is a saying people just use.. anyone else heard it before? Not me…

[des @des18skye]

When someone honks at me I just assume they’re OBSESSED with me

[des @des18skye]

No thoughts, just my gf singing burn from Hamilton

[des @des18skye]

My gf called me a standup comedian… tickets on sale now

[RMJ @reneerapp]

i love saying good tits and a big heart on national television

[des @des18skye]

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[des @des18skye]

@electragrls next weekend ?

[des @des18skye]

@electragrls hi !! yes

[des @des18skye]

i asked my niece what are some things that remind her of me and she said the moon :,)

[des @des18skye]

judgement day is upon us.

[des @des18skye]

turning the little girls i nanny into directioners one dance party at a time

[des @des18skye]

are you today’s date? bc you’re a 10/10

[ici-té @fag_tips]

olives are the cigarettes of food