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Retired builder

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@Ed_Miliband What a Norbert you are

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@liambyrnemp Twat

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@keeble_jack Messy kid sauce all round his chops

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He won’t he was right get Labour out

[Yorkshire girl @helloKi30596224]

I hope this Farage supporting idiot who harassed our fantastic Chancellor loses business over this.
Thick, rude, misogynistic, and gullible.
I wouldn't trust him to water my plants.

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@jeremycorbyn Dementia

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@Essex_Patriot Both

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@TomK_Brit1993 Yes

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@TomK_Brit1993 No

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@Keir_Starmer Wanker

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Let’s spend £4.5 trillion on net zero over the next 25 years despite the UK only accounting for less than 1% of annual global CO2 emissions. Let’s increase taxes to pay for net zero. Let’s ban new oil and gas licences in the North Sea but spaff away £40billion buying North Sea oil and gas from Norway. Let’s buy coking coal shipments worth £7.2million from Japan but ban UK coal mining. Let’s plaster thousands of acres of farmland with solar panels but spend £50million on sun dimming experiments. Let’s give huge renewable energy construction contracts to China. Let’s give Drax an estimated £1.8billlion in taxpayer funded subsidies on top of the £11billion it has already received despite Drax burning an amount of wood equivalent to 300 million trees. Let’s give £1billion this year alone to wind power companies not to generate power from their wind turbines. And let’s spend £30billion of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines but put pensioners, farmers and the disabled into financial peril by claiming there’s a £22bn black hole.”

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@Keir_Starmer What a twat

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@RachelD1892 Yes

[Sedd @SeddSezz]

I tell you what.

I’ve watched Kemi for the past 15 minutes her growth into the Tory leadership is impressive.

Apart from destroying Streeting into silence here, she’s made excellent points on the dangers of Digital ID, ballooning welfare, crooked lawyers and the ECHR.

Even better, she’s telling quips at Labour’s expense, showing her charisma and stating plainly what we’re all thinking.

Well done Kemi.

It’s just a shame the party she leads is full of Tory wets instead of traditional small-state conservatives…

[Des ford @des_ford]

It was shit

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

BREAKING NEWS: Starmer’s amazing speech

Sir Keir Starmer smashed it out of the park today with a barnstorming speech which astonished critics and colleagues alike.

Speaking without notes and cheered on by his cabinet colleagues he gave a passionate defence of Labour’s record. Even the hard- nosed press corps assembled in Downing Street burst into spontaneous applause at the end. Meanwhile cheering crowds poured onto the streets of Red Wall constituencies waving union jacks pledging support for the PM.

Just kidding of course.

Th reality? Starmer’s speech was the same old reheated, vapid drivel we’ve heard a hundred times before, delivered with his usual lack of charisma and with contents about as inviting as a week old litter tray.

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Oh it’s brilliant. This is Starmer in 2020

I suggest he watches this on loop

“When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to… You don’t look at the electorate and ask them ‘what were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask ‘what were we doing?’”

GLORIOUS 🔥

[Des ford @des_ford]

@Keir_Starmer You are a thick c*nt keef
Want houses flat rate stamp duty
Want shops and pubs get rid of business rates
Alter tax so it’s on flat rate stamp duty
Etc etc etc

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

▪️Rising unemployment
▪️Over 580,000 UK businesses closed in the year leading up to May 2026
▪️Removes the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners
▪️Cuts welfare from the disabled
▪️Hammers farmers
▪️Tax hikes on small businesses
▪️Betrays WASPI women
▪️Boasts about meeting BlackRock
▪️Government demand to access Apple customers' encrypted data
▪️Increases student tuition fees
▪️Promises to cut energy bills and freeze council tax and yet both increase
▪️£35bn Chagos deal
▪️£30bn on carbon capture machines
▪️£3bn a year to Ukraine
▪️Thousands of acres of prime farmland plastered with solar panels
▪️Freebies scandal
▪️Record tax burden
▪️Deepening cost of living crisis
▪️Record levels of government borrowing and interest payments to service the £3 trillion national debt
▪️2 pubs a day closing due to tax rises
▪️Totally devoid of any charisma, vision or empathy while speaking to the public like they are naughty schoolchildren
▪️Mandelson scandal

Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister at exactly the worst time.

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@owenjonesjourno @TheGreenParty Really how will they pay for their manifesto

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@AngelaRayner Honking

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@SeddSezz @JamesAlexKirby What a twat this woman is