Destany

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[Destany @des_hope13]

Idk how to tell y’all this but that drink isn’t doing anything

[Destany @des_hope13]

What part of I only answer the phone when I want to do people not understand. Also that’s pretty much never

[Destany @des_hope13]

bye

[jah-nee-tah @MonochromeEgo]

100 british companies have signed up to permanently incorporate the 4-day work week. I need names. immediately.

[trash jones @jzux]

i will not be going the extra mile. i barely finished the first one

[Destany @des_hope13]

the first week of working at a middle school made me lose 5 pounds in 5 days and fall asleep at 7:30 on a Friday

[Destany @des_hope13]

I haven’t worn a real bra in 9 weeks #happyfirstdayofwork

[Destany @des_hope13]

911 I sent a snap to the wrong person

[Destany @des_hope13]

deleting stuff off your to do list after finally deciding you’re just never going to do it

[Destany @des_hope13]

When I work I work harder than anyone I know but if my contract has not started yet please pretend I do not exist and leave me alone

[Destany @des_hope13]

I love when the most stressful part of the day is choosing between a mango or watermelon

[Destany @des_hope13]

👏🏼

[lex @brownbarb1e]

I hate the “who wanna raise a newborn at 30?” argument lmfao. because baby MEEE, I do!

[Destany @des_hope13]

healthy me buys groceries and then there’s still nothing to eat

[Destany @des_hope13]

Don’t ask me how I managed to kill a cactus 🌵

[Destany @des_hope13]

No I will not rate my transaction leave me alone

[Destany @des_hope13]

rooting for the melatonin to beat the caffeine in me

[Destany @des_hope13]

this week was just not it

[Destany @des_hope13]

It is not even February and I’ve already managed to create chaos without trying

[Destany @des_hope13]

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[Destany @des_hope13]

No more charity work pleaseeee