Willy Wonka.

1 of 1 | Proud Uncle | 3x Duolingo Dropout | I'm definitely what i tweet. | A Dental Practitioner sometimes 🦷

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

A generation of men who never apologized for being men.

[#31Savage🤴🏾 @ragnar_alwyn]

My father’s from a generation yekuti ndikavaposter pano ndogona kuswera ndaane mahalf siblings andisina kutsvaga. Let me tool. 😂👍🏾

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

Hail Queen Rhaenyra of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, the Realm’s Delight, the Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne, rider of Syrax,

Long may she reign.👑

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

Yall cook.your dogs food? I smell Nazu

[Namataii🌸 @Namataii]

My helper used 3 tomatoes to cook the dog’s gravy. THREE! In this tomato pandemic

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Zimbabwe MPs pass bill to extend president's time in power https://t.co/KF2nLSKoLO

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

Zvava zvima bharumha

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

The girls we used to crush on in high school are no longer our type😭

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

All roads lead to Instagram User.

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

@JacobMi92140189 😂Dziva vane taste

[Mutape_zw @JacobMi92140189]

Kovese vanenge vachingodya maEx aStunner seyi?😅😅

[caleb @motherflipper12]

Women will forgive you for being a dick but never a pussy

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

After sex you have to text her and ask if she enjoyed It. Keep her reply as receipt of service because rape accusations can emerge at any time!

[Jena @jena1905]

Mupoto

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

Word

[Ibukun💕 @Ibk_xoxo]

You are having less sex because you don’t have your own crib, yet

[Davido @davido]

Yo JONASI is WILD

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

Keyword: supporters.

[Shumba Rumba🦁 @Shumba_rumba]

Dumped her because her whole family are Zanu PF supporters

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

What have we become as a country

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Kanye stopped by the SpaceX rocket factory today.

[Yemi @6oss_x]

For he who fumbles his daily bread must share a bed with poverty.

[Willy Wonka. @des_zw]

Word

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Netflix shows for women are all about sex!!!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time she’s around you is one of the best feelings ever.