Ahmed Salim

Civil Engineer. Construction Guru. Project Manager.

[mumu1626364656 @Mumu1626364656]

Kendrick Lamar "Savior".
The Big Steppers Tour: Live from Paris (2022).

pgLang🎥

[ᐅᗕᐱᐱᓵᔑ @_CallMeDennis_]

That man really called this "boring"... 😭

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

The impact must have really been bad 😂😂😂

[𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚛 of #𝟶𝟶𝟷 @MombasaEmir]

Wicknell Chivayo left with black shoes but the recovery team display white shoes, both left foot, mmhhh

[J Michelle Michelle @michellej1212]

TL CLEANSE 🫧🧼

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

You don’t send a boy to do a man’s job.

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

Kula L. Your client was the foreman not tge owner of the project.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Siku imeanza na nuksu.
Over the weekend kuna foreman alinitafta nipeleke mawe na i offered 50 bob per piece, wanted 2500 6x9.

Foreman tukapiga deal na yeye nigonge madam at 60 yeye akule 10 bob ya juu, i was reluctant juu hii mawe ukiongeza bei ikuwe juu client atahepa .

We negotiated na Madam and settled to 55, nkaambia her foreman deal imekuja half way so utakula 5 yako tufanye kazi.

Jamaa wasn't satisfied, akasema niachane na yeye atafta kwingine but juu ashatulink, madam akasema nipeleke mawe.

By 5am lorry mbili zilikuwa site na sasa huyu mzee foreman amekataa na pesa yangu ya juu buana.

Amekata 5 bob from my side juu ni yeye alitumiwa pesa.

Sjui nichome deal kwa client who's in Diaspora ama nikule L yangu as ae move.

[NBA Boy 🏀 @realnaijaboy001]

This the reason why girls live longer than boys

[Certified Boogeyman @blackiiingout]

HAPPY i-NNIVERSARY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I LOVE MYSELF

[kendrick Lyrics @WordFromKdot]

“I tell a bitch don’t sweat me
I kill this whole fuckin’ beat if Cole let me (Please Cole)”

Can’t hear this beat and not think of Kendrick’s Black Friday verse 🔥

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

@wazibro Mbona unanianika? 🥹

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

@Wambuib4sky Ata Racheal anachapwa 😂😂😂

[Maya Clark @MayaLeClarke]

My masculinity doesn’t allow a woman to question how I handle my finances. I feel offended, just go look for something else to do, because there’s no answer you’ll get.

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

@Gesonso1 I am with you on this 💯

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

@osoroKE Hakuna mkate mgumu mbele ya chai 😂😂😂

[𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙽𝙴 @i_am_munene]

“Filisika ujue tabia za mkeo”

Never take those matatu stickers for granted.

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

@dankakiya @WillyAbuga @DaviesKinanga 2018

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

@WillyAbuga @DaviesKinanga And to add salt to the injury, this was between 1am to 5am (minimum traffic experienced). 😅

[Ahmed Salim @desalim64]

@WillyAbuga @DaviesKinanga Covered 298km (From Tassia to Kericho) 27 liters consumed (6000) 😭😭😭 Toyota Hilux double cab for you 🤦🏾

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

God hasn’t blessed me with a Golf 7.5R yet cause he knows that I’d go thank him personally.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Good men must know violence, so evil men do not become fluent in it.