Amber Desantis

nomadic dreamer with eleutheromania, a complete mess that laughs at her own jokes.
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[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

Yes https://t.co/nWxMGMXh5B

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

♡ https://t.co/nWxMGMXh5B

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@NothingsGrape No stoppp! Be happy you're awesome

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@NothingsGrape 💔💔💔

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@NothingsGrape Awe :( i heard yall lost X? That makes me sad, i wish it were like it was a year ago.

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@NothingsGrape Over*

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@NothingsGrape i miss our bond our self-hate 😜

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

Whoa it's the stay puft marshmellow-man!? My whole life i called it the state puff mashmellow-man.
My sis said that makes no sense, but uhm it was the 80s nothing made sense, their hair didnt even make sense. #whoyougonnacall #staypuftmarshmellow

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

I kinda miss the old me that cared enough to be petty, she was a fun girl. #nofucksgiven #idgaf #blahblahblahnext

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

My phone keeps changing "hi" to "ho" no sweet greetings here friends, sorry but my phone hates you.

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

Basic girl terminology

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@WTFFacts Now they're just called "bad"

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@WTFFacts I lnow there's a "your mama" joke in here

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

I need to find my tweezers. My brows have gone from Lindsey Lohan to Amanda Bines (aka out of control to straight up crazy).

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@AstroIogySigns @_CollegeHumor_ At least... i aint afraid of no ghost

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

Mwahahahaha

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

One of my biggest failures in life is not being able to do a clap back. Im so rhythmically challenged i cant even.

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

unoriginal*

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

Twitter is just a reminder of how unoroginal & not funny your friends are. #metoo #yikes

[Amber Desantis @desantis_amber]

@suhcyut And id like you to not tell me the plate is hot