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desiree. she/her. bi. a sphinx protecting the food truck. @diceventures GM. 🇵🇭🇺🇸. icon: @MISOART_.

I'm everywhere else on social media as @desapalooza

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"Des, you're the only one with karaoke standards." - @DePollo

[mon 🍳 @monwinvo]

bedtime story

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@miamercuryart I love this! My dogs are similarly trained when I'm on conference calls. They get super excited when I say "bye everyone! Talk to you soon!"

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@GeekEnby 😍😍😍

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@strssfl I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP FUCKING SCREAMING

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@clgrenhart

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@spooloflies Call your friends back. They can pee in the Hilton later. It's wristband time.

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@spooloflies They've not been in the trenches. They have not tried to foolishly nap at 3am while the ocean breeze rolls in and people drunkenly loudly stumble off some celeb boat. They've not tried to grubhub food and figure out how to direct the cyclist into the proper chute.

[Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide]

It's too easy to succumb to doomerism, so here's a reminder that a lot of our self-inflicted environmental problems are solveable now, with current technology.

Ten of the proposed collection systems would be enough to reduce the Pacific Garbage Patch by 50% in five years.

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@KrystinaArielle So many flashbacks now of watching it during morning classes at school.

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@PikaChulita living the dream

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@anachronistique somehow I read that as raptors and was all wHAT