Desaree Riddle

•Roman's mommy•
•cat lady but not crazy•
•chiropractic assistant•

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

You do a line of coke.
I do a line of Oreos.
We are not the same.

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Not me crying cause Roman just said “love you mommom” when I put him in his crib 😭😭😭💙💙

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Having a baby daddy is so ghetto.

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

If you see me and @Christian___lc wildin’ out tonight, mind ya business.

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Just when I think things are going alright, God says “Hold my beer”...

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Our Cabo trip next month just got cancelled. 2021 is cancelled.

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Someone please talk me out of box dyeing my hair red... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

@JadeLainee “If she’s old enough to throw hands, she’s old enough to catch hands” -Candice

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Was just pulled over and they let me know my tag has been expired since January lmaoooooooo 🙃

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

I am just discovering there are people who don't like chocolate gravy??? How? It's a delicacy in our house.

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Friday 13th:
5am- Roman starts crying, pees all over me
6am- Roman is still crying
7am- after no sleep for 2 hours, get up for work
1pm- dentist appointment for a cracked tooth
What's next? 🙂

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

I've been drunk since 10am in Jamaica. I am loving it 🍹

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

My friday morning:
-Roman has blowout in his diaper.
-Running late to babysitters, forgot to take milk for Roman.
-Go back home to get milk, now running late for work.
-Get to work, try to make some instant oatmeal.
-BURN my oatmeal.
🤦🏻‍♀️ Happy friday! 🙃

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

I don't understand how some women can look so calm breastfeeding with a cover over their baby. My baby is way to wild to even think about putting a cover over him. Help me... 🙃

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Y'all, my baby is so perfect 💙

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Still. Pregnant. 😐

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

The full moon this weekend better make this baby come out. I'm so tired of being pregnant 😩😩

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

The full moon this weekend better make this baby come out. I'm so tired of being pregnant 😩😩

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

IT'S BABY MONTH 👶🏻🙌🏼💙

[Desaree Riddle @desareerose]

Just put together my baby's crib all by myself.. only had a mental break down 3 times during the process of it 👍🏻