Paul Tracey

Head Greenkeeper at Three Rivers Golf and Country Club. My children are my life. All views, although utter bollocks, are my own.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

This is my 16 year old daughter Elle. She's just told me she is bi-sexual.
She thought I would be mad.
Wrong
I'm ecstatic that she knows who she is comfortable being who she is.
I'm 1 immensely proud father to an intelligent strong willed daughter.
Please support her.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

Keep Bealonians FC At Oakfield #BealsFC https://t.co/0hG4g0kr7k via @UKChange

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

RIP Rob Nichols. You really were 1 in a million. Love you man. 😥❤💔

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@disclosure I was there. And I still dream about it.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@CtcCraig Well done fella. 👊🏼

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

Either that or just move to Norfolk

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Here is a map of terror attacks in Europe.
Poland has a strict no-migrants policy.
Draw your own conclusions

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

We're just not good enough. Simples.
#FACupFinal #ManUtd

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@Tim_Green_89 Nice one bro.👊🏼👍🏼

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@Tim_Green_89 Yeah that was u13s mate. DM me your number so we can converse privately.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

Not bad for a Sunday afternoon hey? Scored 2 and assist in a 5-1 win in the league Cup final. A competition which I won 31 years ago. Like father like son.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@Tim_Green_89 Nah Burnham mate.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@_DeclanRice thank you so much for the message before our cup final. It certainly worked as we won 5-1.
The lads were proper pumped up, perhaps you'd like to come see us play one day? Good luck for the rest of the season, from South Woodham Ferrers U11 Whites. #DeclanRice

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

Seen more fight from a dead badger on the side of the road. #SEVMUN

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@ManUtd #GlazersOut

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

Ahhh, there's the United I know and hate.
Fuckin step up @ManUtd

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@Tim_Green_89 I would like that very much.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@Tim_Green_89 That's what me mum said. She still sees him regularly. Mate, some of the stories.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@Tim_Green_89 From what I heard its worse than ever. Spare pants having on person worse. 😐

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

@Tim_Green_89 Well you have been trained by the best on your trip with Mr Daniel. Sooooo no, not really.

[Paul Tracey @descipaul]

Wembley. Finalissima. Three Lions.