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@jimmyfallon Golf: Exactly like Cricket except the ballers use long narrow bats with clumps of metal or wood on the ends… and they have smaller balls. Also, cucumber sandwiches are NEVER served. #DescribeASportBadly

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Orphaned teenage girl and her little dog hitch a ride out of Kansas in a flying house and go on a murderous spree. She kills two witches and then liberates a treacherous gang of enslaved flying monkeys who pledge their undying loyalty to her.

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#DescribeAMovieBadly A young girl is very sad because her pet mockingbird was killed

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#Encryption is the process of converting bits of your incriminating data into a supposedly unhackable code, in a naively mistaken belief that you’ve prevented unauthorized access to the secrets of your embarrassing digital life.

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@jeffjarvis #DescribeFloridaBadly 😂 “...disease-ridden hellhole of willful ignorance and mendacity” — @jeffjarvis

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#Explain2020InAGif

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#COVID19 is an extremely lethal novel Coronavirus made even more lethal due the ignorance & lies of mentally and morally compromised president @realDonaldTrump and his sycophantic administration. Actually, this is quite an accurate description of #COVID19.

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#DescribeBadly #WorldOtterDay: A special day of celebration unlike all otter days

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#DescribeTheOlympicsBadly It's like that time that you scraped all of the skin off your chin when you hit that patch of gravel while sledding on melting snow in April, except millions of people are watching and everyone but your countrymen are rooting for you to crash and burn.

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#DescribeTheOlympicsBadly People with thingys strapped to their boots fly through the air and when they land hard on the snow and crash they experience foot pain of some sort because an announcer keeps saying agony of the feet.

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Young people get together in this special village and have lots of sex in the evenings after they have competed against each other on TV.

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Professional Amateurs Playing Sports No One Watches Except Every 4 Years
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#DescribeTheOlympicsBadly Athletic people from many countries do "sports stuff" but don't get paid

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Extremely fit people making sports look easy