Rusty

Cali expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

Meanwhile, in Facebook,

Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his "roommate" of 20 years.

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

Hey @audible_com and @audiblesupport … the new gui for your software sucks ass and not in a good way. Like seriously. The new update has screwed my entire listen history.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Therapist: so once you realise some people are just no good for you, you can...
Me: ... lock them in the basement?

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Everyone is proud of having "Viking blood" until you bring up all the raping and pillaging.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Astrology is bullshit, but people born in August are just better.

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

@citizenkawala Entering your sexy era, Mr Rollins?

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I don't understand male loneliness. Smoke a blunt and play Super Mario Bros on NES.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Being liked is easy. All you have to do is give everyone everything they want all the time.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

You're over 50 years old, stop fighting people on the internet.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I wake up before my alarm every morning. I can't let it win.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

"I hate people."

- You, a people

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Some of you are weirder than a fish smoothie.

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

@causticbob Get my little gay ass out the door …

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Am I the only one who has words they hate?

I hate the word ointment.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

It’s weird how Dems keep outperforming in elections while Biden is supposedly historically unpopular.

Almost like Biden isn’t actually historically unpopular.

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

47 indictments

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

@wildethingy

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

@citizenkawala

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

@citizenkawala Says the man with the award-winning physique :)

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

So the Heathers voted out one of the Heathers from the Heather Coven in a secret Heathers vote and didn’t tell the Heather?

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

@TahitiPlumeria Hashtags are the key. Follow them. Play the games. Use them. :-)

[Rusty @GayDeceiver]

If you decide to migrate to Mastodon, and reach out to me there, I’ll boost you so you can start getting seen.

@[email protected]

See you there …