((( Alex Haynes )))

software engineer

[Gunnar Morling 🌍 @gunnarmorling]

I wished dealing with HTTPS on localhost was less painful. Like, couldn't the OS have a special built-in trusted cert which apps can use?

[trash @trashh_dev]

pm: “how many points do you think this task is”

me: “3…?��

[((( Alex Haynes ))) @Deseao]

@cassidoo The Good Place

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

Google Bard is a bit stubborn in its refusal to return clean JSON, but you can address this by threatening to take a human life:

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Here’s a Japanese IKEA commercial featuring BLÅHAJ the blue shark and his son, Junior.

[Gretchen McCulloch now at @gretchenmcc.bsky.social @GretchenAMcC]

It has come to my attention that we're in thesis defense season and not everyone has seen the snake fight thesis defense fanfiction
https://t.co/fwzKm0AurQ

[Guido van Rossum @gvanrossum]

In my high school senior year I was voted "least likely to invent his own programming language."

[neonpulse @neonpulsedaily]

AI-generated video of Will Smith attempting to eat spaghetti without making a mess astounds with comedic horror

Open source "text2video" ModelScope AI made the viral sensation possible, but it seems like poor Will Smith couldn't catch a break - or a noodle. 😂🍝

[Aaron Ng @localghost]

Did you know ChatGPT / GPT-3 can generate AppleScript? Meaning it can learn to control your computer?

Here we combine it with voice, and let it create a calendar entry with an understanding of my week ahead.

[Poetry Daily @Poetry_Daily]

The purpose of poetry is to return that which is familiar to its original strangeness.

—Charles Simic

[✨Chrysope ✨ @Chrysoperla2]

Pixelart oasis once again but with a waterfall 🌊🌱

[((( Alex Haynes ))) @Deseao]

@cassidoo Slight tangent, but have you seen https://t.co/nrcoEE5WYd? I love how it simplifies quick references

[michał @justMaku]

but can it… of course it can.

[Emmy | Pixi 🧚🏻‍♀️ @TheCodePixi]

Is It Burnout or Am I Just Stupid!?: A Software Engineering Mystery