manda loryïan

Cassandra of Troy reincarnate, back home after 12 years and waiting on my Hallmark movie to start. ♏☀️♓🌙♏↗️ #BLM
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[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

@FOX5Vegas Pretty sure bringing a dead animal into a restaurant is a health code violation somehow, but if that's what you REALLY want we can shut the whole damn restaurant down instead

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

I forget that back home in MO I'm a 6 straight outta bed and a 9.5 when I DO try.

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

This bartender just cut this dude off in the most gracious way possible and I envy her classiness

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

@PoetryJr She got tons of health issues so they're thinking it might be prolonged. But if I ever do come back to visit NC I'll hit you up!

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

In one week I'll be back home again

This is going to be both the longest and shortest week of my life

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

Not in academia (server) but I was called in to interview a week after my first. 2nd person had no idea (I told them, thinking it was a pt2), so it was the same questions. 3rd week, another interview request. I ignored it. Don't need that level of disorganization from mgmt.

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

@Devinism101 @PoetryJr I stg if I cut a mango like that and THAT SHIT WORKS?!!??!

I'll be eating mangos everyday for the rest of my life

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

I just now looked at this and who tof pays 2k+ in streaming but only 850 for rent

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

I'll never understand why ppl play their music through a speaker in public

Like, yo, plug in your headphones to block out the background noise and hear the nuances you would struggle to hear otherwise

I hate having to filter out the non-music. Idk how y'all do it

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

@sierracool33 @crunchyboots @AubryAndrews I came here to post this

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@WagerWire LOOOOOOOLLLLL is literally my first thought

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

I get shitfaced, but i do so with the understanding that it's still my responsibility to show up if scheduled. I might be miserable but these are the consequences of MY actions. Yet he's had meetings about his absences and still gives no fucks.

Like, you could just drink less?

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

I will never fathom how I'M lazy yet this dude calls in to work after a 3 day weekend bc he's too hungover

The sheer # of times he doesn't work bc he was "lit" the day before blows my mind.

How do you keep a job?

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

Gonna go to Salem next week, looking at/for possible interesting off-the-beaten-path options

So, naturally, I'm binge-watching YouTube travel videos

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

I stan this

[moderately amusing gay wolf @ModeratelyMused]

I’m rebranding Independence Day to celebrate everyone going through the divorce process.

Yes, all of these fireworks are for you 🥰

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

My favorite dress is one I don't need to wear a bra with and has pockets

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

@BENBALLER Why are these drinks so expensive when there's no alcohol in them

[manda loryïan @desertfineapple]

@divindj @LasVegasLocally The monorail they do have is mediocre at best. Poorly planned and even more poorly advertised. I used it once but finding it was a major hassle: I only knew about it through my own research. They could do it way better.