jade

roided out female colonizer prostitute

[jade @desertvoe]

this is where my bio is from btw

[jade @desertvoe]

@numanumasecrets whites are the superior race. but also they're dumb enough to stop procreating because they saw a mcdonald's ad

[jade @desertvoe]

@AtrazineVictim_ imo lobster is buttery enough on its own so i don't really care for it, i prefer maine style

[Red Bull @redbull]

Tonight remember one thing... #thirstythursday

[jade @desertvoe]

@Paynuspain vyvanse

[jade @desertvoe]

@numanumasecrets the power went out in the laundry room when my mom already started the machines. we had to transfer our sopping wet clothes to another laundry room because of it. having to travel to do laundry is one of the shittiest parts of living in an apt imo

[jade @desertvoe]

i like when a guy comments "No matter how many hormones she takes, she'll always be a frail woman" on a picture of a trans man. then i click his profile and his calves are the width of my forearms

[jade @desertvoe]

"i want a light, sweet, healthy breakfast. what should i have?"

the humble pear:

[jade @desertvoe]

@numanumasecrets this mikey miles ass post i-😂😂😂😂😂😭

[jade @desertvoe]

@rarenajdi i heard you're eating them, actually

[jade @desertvoe]

@AtrazineVictim_ happy birthday!

[luxurious rare @rarenajdi]

guess 3 states

[jade @desertvoe]

losing 25 lb made me realize that weight blindness is a hell of a thing lmao

[jade @desertvoe]

@numanumasecrets i saw a frenchie that didn't even react lol

[jade @desertvoe]

@lemontampon just realized i'm turning 27 in four months

[Charli @charli_xcx]

or maybe i fucked your dad??

[jade @desertvoe]

@numanumasecrets

[jade @desertvoe]

@hackingsack2 🐟

[jade @desertvoe]

@numanumasecrets what about having sex with a man?

[jade @desertvoe]

.@rarenajdi hi