oh no noodles

hey did you know i’m from oklahoma | uchi ‘21, ou ‘26 | she/her

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

turned myself into ursula just to sit in my living room, how’s your friday going

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

you’ve taken four more stats classes after the required ones, just goofy and naive omg

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

when i got accepted to grad school, i was *deeply* dreading taking the three required semesters of stats bc i’d never taken stats and i swore it would be impossible, but a year and a half later i’ve passed all of them and i’m free !!!

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

mhm yep exactly

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

anyways, i love fat women!!!!!!! i love sexy fat black women especially!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lex ⚔️ @s4turnb4by]

Woke up fat and sexy AGAIN. This is getting out of hand!

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, Michael and Susan Pretti: 

“We are heartbroken but also very angry. 

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman. 

The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you”

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

a little bit obsessed with this picture actually

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

“i’m not gonna get a sugar rush anymore from the word candy you’re feeding me”

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

phd student ❌
phd candidate ✅

[@itslaylas on upscrolled 🪬 @itslaylas]

this is terrifying. she was detained for writing an op ed about BDS. an op ed. students are being kidnapped over this. this started at columbia and it will keep happening if we don’t stop it.

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

once again awestruck by my decision-making skills (what do you MEAN i have two more years of self-inflicted grad school like
omg free me)

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

basic, average girl here to save the world 🫡

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

stared at this picture with heart eyes for like ten minutes

[Wizard_bisan1 @wizardbisan]

In a normal world, today 630,000 students from Gaza are supposed to start their educational year, but in the genocide era, today they lost the second educational year, and instead they are waiting in the water, food and aid distribution lines.
Gaza, September 2024.

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

@gabhal25 top tier reality tv

[Zayd (زيد) 🇵🇸🔻🇸🇩 @Zayd_Zxd_]

They used an aid truck as a Trojan horse to lure in starving Palestinians and then massacred them after they were discovered.

THEY USED AN AID TRUCK AS A TROJAN HORSE TO LURE IN STARVING PALESTINIANS AND MURDERED OVER 200+ OF THEM

[Writers Against the War on Gaza @wawog_now]

“My six children, world, they became the size of a handful of sand.”

[Jairo I. Fúnez-Flores @Jairo_I_Funez]

Some Western leaders are “outraged” with Israel’s attacks in Rafah, yet this outrage never translates into sanctions against Israel. This feigned outrage is just a way to hide their complicity.

[Raphael Tsavkko Garcia 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Tsavkko]

Imagine how evil you have to be to target civilians in tents. People who have already been displaced and are living in hell. And you go there and bomb them over and over until you decapitate children and burn alive the rest.

[oh no noodles @desgrace26]

an hour in the sun and i feel alive again that’s wild