Desiree

Lots of love and lots of friends

[Desiree @desi_austin]

You know you’re friends with a bunch of Canadians when you spend 10 minutes hearing about their need for real maple syrup and that they’re basically in withdrawal without it 🇨🇦

[Desiree @desi_austin]

Get you a friend who can do both

[Desiree @desi_austin]

“Coaching Mel took 5 years off of my life” -coach mike
If this doesn’t say enough about Mel, I don’t know what will

[Julia Putprush @jwpthatsme]

To the lady who put her three kids in the back seat of a pickup truck so your dog could sit shot gun:

u r an icon

[Courtney Sabo @saboc31]

Christmas in July is a very white ppl thing

[Desiree @desi_austin]

Hulu keeps playing a commercial with Tori Kelly in it and now I miss @dylandames

[Desiree @desi_austin]

@LexisWillis

[Desiree @desi_austin]

Happy birthday to my literal day 1 best friend! The barnacle boy to my mermaid man forever. Hope you’re living it up today! 🎉💕

[Southeastern University @seuniversity]

We are very excited to announce that our College of Natural & Health Sciences has formed a relationship with @1LECOM to offer our high-achieving students the opportunity to be accepted to medical school while they're still in their undergrad years! https://t.co/0Jn3Xj9RyR

[Ethan Cadore @Ethan_Cadore]

Tomorrow, when ordering your coffee, remember to tell the barista that your name is USA. Then hide and wait for her to repeatedly call your name and wait for the entire place to start chanting.

[Desiree @desi_austin]

It just occurred to me that it’s weird that a bacterial infection causes people to think of me

[rose @rosecolavito]

My brother has been begging for a pug for forever. Please twitter, do your thang

[Desiree @desi_austin]

@miiiiichellllee It needs to happen ASAP

[Desiree @desi_austin]

@kaylo27 Heck yeah you will!!

[Desiree @desi_austin]

@Delta I missed my connecting flight to Nice, France since there was a delay in my original flight. I missed a nonrefundable tour in France and had to book an additional hotel room. I’m very upset with my experience

[Cosmo @travturner13]

rt if the Wendy’s 4 for 4 has impacted your life positively

[Desiree @desi_austin]

@jwpthatsme With a ‘k’ and not ‘que’.... I knew it was wrong I just couldn’t figure out why

[Desiree @desi_austin]

Been in Israel for over 2 weeks and I just found out the correct way spell mosque 🤷🏼‍♀️