You know what's wild... I don't have many friends. My choice. But it's crazy when you hear that the people who you think are your closest friends talk crap behind your back.
Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.
One of the main reasons I ship this is because….he is OBSESSED but he is not the obsessed “YOU ARE MINE TO HAVE” instead he is “YOU ARE MINE TO SAVE. Even from myself”
And that’s just some next level trope-🫠
This girl said,,
I’m a female uber driver.
I use the “women riders only” filter.
Sometimes I will get to the pickup and find that a woman ordered an uber for a man.
That happened last night.
Actually it was two men.
Uber gives me permission to cancel these rides with no penalty. But it can be hard to figure out what to say.
I said “Sorry, I don’t take men after dark.”
They looked dumbfounded.
I shrugged and said “62 million.”
As I was driving away, I heard one of them say, “Honestly, that’s valid.”
My boyfriend and I were at the mall and he decided to act like he didn’t know me. He walks up all smooth and goes, “You’re too pretty to be shopping alone. Let me carry your bags.” Before I could even react, this girl from the next aisle pops up next to me and goes, “She’s not alone. I’m right here.” And just stands there staring at him 😭I told her he’s actually my boyfriend, but the way she clocked in for duty??? but honestly, girl… I appreciate you 😭👏
It is SO wild how the new Daredevil team has created a new show, yet added more depth to the original show, as they altered it by adding Buck Cashman to the story in Netflix's Daredevil S1.
Whenever you're watching S1, you can now feel Buck's presence. Truly amazing writing.
if foggy has a million fans, then i am one of them. if foggy has ten fans, then i am one of them. if foggy has only one fan then that is me. if foggy has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against foggy, then i am against the world.